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Friendships Jokes

How do the long friendships end?

Madhu was breast feeding her son, while her best friend Sheila was sitting near her.
Madhu asked , "Does my son resemble me or his father?"
Sheila replied, "He looks like you but he sucks exactly like his father."

Platonic friendships are like chess. They're fun, engaging, and can last a long time...

but someone's always wondering "how many moves until mate?"

The difference between mens and womens friendships

A woman came home to her boyfriend late and he asked where she had been. She said: at her friends house. The guy later called 10 of her friends and asked about it and they all denied. A man came home to his girlfriend and she asked about the same thing as the boyfriend had before and he said. At my ...

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As I get older many of my buddies are now getting married. As I am still single loads of people keep telling how my friends and friendships will change once they get married...

So far I disagree with this sentiment, I am still close friends with all of my buddies, even after they’ve been married for years and years.



But I can say without a doubt that my friends really do change as soon as they become Dads, they immediately become real motherfuckers!

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Therapist Joke.

So something happened to me recently.
You know a shenanigan gone wrong at work.

So because of that wrong doing, I was advised to seek mental guidance in the form of a person who was getting payed to listen to me.

Yes a therapist. Duh hoy.

So I met with said therapist, in whi...

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