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Platonic

I bought a sex doll that was so realistic, it wanted to remain friends

Some people have platonic relationships. Me and my wife have a Socratic one

We argue all the time

Anybody wanna be in a platonic relationship?

I'm asking for a friend.

What'll happen if you read too much Plato?

You become Platonic

I like you, in a plutonic way.

"Don't you mean 'platonic'?"

No, plutonium, like radioactive exposure, the longer I'm with you the more I feel like dying.

What do you call a group of platonic bulls?

Brovines.

They say reading is hot. So I started studying philosophy.

Now all of my relationships are platonic.

Why didn't the octahedron date the tetrahedron?

They were platonic solids

[OC] What’s the difference between a fault line and a robot who just wants to be friends?

What’s the difference between a fault line and a robot who just wants to be friends?

One is a tectonic plate and the other is platonic tech

Why couldn't the Bard seduce the Gelatinous Cube?

Because cubes are platonic solids.

A man and a woman who don't know each other are riding on a train.

It is late, and there is only one cabin left, so they agree they'll share it together. "On the condition that you realize this is strictly platonic" says the woman. The man takes the top bunk, the woman the bottom, and soon they are fast asleep. In the middle of the night the woman feels a tap on...

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Why did the cube refused to fuck icosahedron?

Because their relationship was solidly platonic.

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A lich walks into a tavern

The whole place fell silent. The customers have heard tales of their existence, but most have never seen a lich before. The lich plops himself down at the bar counter, a few seats away from a human warrior and his busty mage companion. They exchanged looks.

"Whoa," the mage whispered. "It's a...

Girl, forget chemistry, you and I have solid *geometry*

Because our points are maximally separated, and it’s perfectly platonic.

I thought that that cute geometrician was helping me out because she had a thing for me...

Turns out she was just doing me a platonic solid.

Brian's roommate and the gravy ladle

Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian’s mother couldn’t help but notice how beautiful Brian’s roommate Jennifer was. Brian’s Mom had long been suspicious of the platonic relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious.
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