Goodwill Jokes

The police said to be prepared for the worst. So I had to go to Goodwill to get all her clothes back.

I put it on my record player and thought, "This doesn't sound anything like wasps!" Then I realized I was playing the bee side.

Badwon't. I'll see myself out...

She had just lost $200, so I gave her $40 from the $200 I just found.

I was fine until my dad said, "get in the box"

Crowd:

PP: “It’s part of my new Pilate program.”

Crowd: BOOOOOOOOO

It is said that when He made the world, God overturned the bag of miracles in the place where America is now.
Astonished and a little shocked by the excessive goodwill of his Creator, an angel asked God:
"What are you doing, Your Holiness? Didn't you give them too much?"
God answered him... read more

A lot of clothes are leaving the closet

Clothes, but no cigar.

Whoever lost a Rolex I report "the time now is 20 minutes after seven"

Goodwill hunting

Once I saw an article about how a person found a Purple Heart in a Goodwill store. They then bought it and tried to locate the family where it came from so they could return it to whomever it belonged.

But I commented on it saying “Wow they found a Purple Heart at Goodwill, that’s is a steal!... read more

... she gave her memory-foam mattress to Goodwill and they sold it as a flying saucer.

Goodwill Hunting

It’s called “Goodwill Hunting.”

Billy-Bob and Jimmy are standing at the base of a flag-pole, looking up and scratching their heads, when a beautiful blonde woman walks by and inquires about their purpose.
"We've been hired to find out the height of this here flag-pole, such that we might fit it properly with the flag of this gr... read more

The killer was said to be goodwill hunting.

I guess you could say I’m Goodwill Hunting.

A door to door salesman was walking down a street in a very hot day, when he came across a pair of little girls selling lemonade.

Taking a break, he buys a big glass and goes to sit under a large elm tree.

Suddenly, he hears a guy yell “Nice suit buddy, did you buy it at the goodwill s... read more

"Mr. Smith," The officer goes on, "as you know, we have been searching for your missing wife for the last 10 days. We've put our best men and our most advanced resources into the search. The governor is going to call a press conference this evening to call off the search. I'm here to tell you tha... read more

he just lost his work, his house, his car, and the wife left with the kids. All that is left is $50 from his pocket. Lost and wandering around, he stumbled upon an old hermit. The hermit asked him what was wrong and he told his story. The hermit offered him a book, told him its the "Book of Secrets"... read more

Welcome back, everybody! We've got some more news and, thus, more jokes. Let's get started.

Right off the bat, more on President Obama. Following a week of scandals, President Obama played golf with Transportation Secretary Ray LaHood. Things got a little tense when Obama had IRS agents audit... read more