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The position formerly known as 69 is now called 96.

Due to the economy, the cost of eating out has gone up.

Not only is King Charles formerly known as Prince...

He also spent about 9 months in Queen.

Did you hear about Prince?

Well I mean the artist formerly known as Prince.

The Transformer formerly known as RoboCop...

Stoptimus Crime

Three formerly wealthy friends, who all had the same name, found a Genie's lamp...

So they decided that when they released the genie each of them would get one wish. So they rubbed the lamp and a genie popped out and said, "hello, I will grant you three wishes." The men explained that they were going to spilt the wishes, and the genie agreed. The first man wished to be the only ma...

What do you call an animal doctor who formerly served in the German army?

A Veteran Aryan Veterinarian.

In Half-Life 2, European cities were renamed with numbers - e.g. most events are in City 17; there is also City 69, formerly known as

Nice.

King Charles III was a very good cello player when he was young.

He’s an Artist formerly known as Prince.

Have you heard that Queen Elizabeth’s heir no longer will go by his given name?

That’s right. From now on he would like to be called “The Artist Formerly Known As Prince”

Just heard that Harry is thinking of taking up painting full time after stepping down from the Royal family.

He'll be the artist formerly known as Prince.
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