The sexual position formerly known as 69 will now be called 96....
Because the cost of eating out has gone up so much.
King Charles III was a very good cello player when he was young.
He’s an Artist formerly known as Prince.
Have you heard that Queen Elizabeth’s heir no longer will go by his given name?
That’s right. From now on he would like to be called “The Artist Formerly Known As Prince”
In Half-Life 2, European cities were renamed with numbers - e.g. most events are in City 17; there is also City 69, formerly known as
The Transformer formerly known as RoboCop...
Jim asks his formerly obese friend Phil how he has lost weight so fast
Phil replies, "I tell you my secret. There's this clinic I went to. They have a special program that makes you lose weight incredibly fast. Here's the address."
So next weekend Jim has his first appointment at the clinic. He is welcomed by the doctor who sends him upstairs to the firs...
Three formerly wealthy friends, who all had the same name, found a Genie's lamp...
So they decided that when they released the genie each of them would get one wish. So they rubbed the lamp and a genie popped out and said, "hello, I will grant you three wishes." The men explained that they were going to spilt the wishes, and the genie agreed. The first man wished to be the only ma...
What do you call an animal doctor who formerly served in the German army?
A Veteran Aryan Veterinarian.
After having his title stripped and funds cut off by the Royal Family, Harry has taken up painting to supplement his income.
He’s the Artist formerly known as Prince.