What did the octogenarian pirate say on his birthday?

Aye Matey.

The last rites

A man is struck by a bus on a busy street in New York City. He lies dying on the sidewalk as a crowd of spectators gathers around. "A priest! Somebody get me a priest!" the man gasps. A policeman checks the crowd but finds no priest, no minister, no man of God of any kind.


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It had been a beautiful day. NSFW

Two happily married octogenarians were sitting on their front porch, rocking away, holding hands and silently enjoying the wonderful day together.
Suddenly, the old lady violently backhands the old man. He and his rocking chair go over backwards, through the porch railing and lands in the yard...

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