Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap.
*\*This lowbrow Sumerian quip is the oldest recorded joke in history, dating back to 1900 BCE.*
The world's oldest recorded joke in history.
I'm a long-time fan of this sub-reddit and frequent up-voter, but I seldomly have anything funny to post, so here is the oldest joke in recorded history, dating back to 1900 BC (almost 4 thousand years ago from ancient Sumeria):
Q: What is something that has never before occurred since time i...