Archaic Jokes - 3 Hilarious Archaic Jokes

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What do you call an archaic human that wanders about aimlessly?

A Meanderthal.

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What do you call a scientist who investigates early homo sapien societies but excuses their violent behaviour toward Neanderthals and other sub-species of archaic humans?

An anthro-apologist.

The Night's Watch can ramp up the number of new recruits by...

...ditching its archaic name in favour of something hip like Snow Patrol.

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