Ford Focus Jokes

Then after I left a bunch of Tequila in the glove compartment it turned into a Ford Fiesta.

The first man says, "Do you smoke?"

The second man replies, "Why of course, two joints a day! Why do you ask?"

The first man says, "Well how much do they cost?"

The second man says, "Only 20 each!"

"And how long have you been smoking?"

"A few years, why?"

"S... read more

Broken transmission.

Sitting in traffic today waiting for the light to change. The car in front of us was a Ford Focus. I turned to my daughter and said.. if that driver opens her door and steps out of the car, does she get all blurry? Because if she did, wouldn't she be "out of Focus" ?

Chrysler Concentrate

Tangerine focus... Isn't that the same as orange concentrate?

He gets in line and sees Saint Peter asking everyone a question before they head past the pearly gates. As he's third in line, he overhears Peter ask the guy in front, "Sir, were you faithful in your married life?". The man looks down and replies, "Well, I did have two affairs". Peter nods and hands... read more

when I came out in the morning, I had a Ford Focus.

Three men died and went to heaven. Where it has been decreed that each person gets a vehicle according to their deeds.
The first man arrives and god asks "How long were you married for?"
"20 Years" said the first man
"And how many times did you cheat on your wife?" God asked
"Uhh... 5 ti... read more

It turns into a Ford Focus.

Ford Focus

A Ford Focus

It is now a Ford Focus.

I can't claim credit for this one, I heard it on one of my favorite streamers' streams.