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Ford Escort Jokes

I asked my father for a 30-year-old escort for my birthday...

He brought home a 30-year-old Ford Escort instead.

Henry Ford owned a brothel

He packed the brothel with the most beautiful women in Detroit. Any man could come in and take one out on a date. They were known as the Ford Escorts.

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Why won't prostitutes sleep with Harrison Ford?

Because they don't want to be known as a Ford escort.

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