UPJOKE
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If I could be any super hero, I think I'd be Aluminium Man...

My superpower would be foiling crime...

Back when I was a Scooby Doo villain I had an allotment....

Every time I went to tend to my vegetables I would find them covered in thin sheets of aluminium.

Those pesky kids were always foiling my plot.

(I'm sorry)

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