Which European country did Fiona and Shrek go to for their honeymoon?

The Shrek Republic.

What does Fiona let Shrek do on Valentine's Day?

Smash Mouth

Why didn't Princess Fiona fall in love with Lord Farquaad?

He lacks Shrek's appeal

I was just imagining Shrek trying to comfort Fiona while she gave birth to triplets.

"Better out than in ae Fiona"

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Box under the bed

When Eamonn and Ruth first got married Eamonn said, *“I am a sex addict and I’m putting a box under the bed to help control my addiction. You must promise never to look in it.”*

In all their 30 years of marriage, Ruth never looked. However, on the afternoon of their 30th anniversary, curiosit...

remember when shrek used his giant green hands to take the helmet off of his giant green head

and fiona was shocked he turned out to be an ogre

A Pondering thought on Shrek

Do you think Shrek ever told fiona that he was head ogre heels for her?

An Irish boys confession

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose Woman."

The Priest asks, "Is that you, little Timmy Shaughnessy?" "Yes, Father, it is. "

"And, who was the woman you were with," asked the Priest. "

"I can't be tellin' you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputatio...

A man in a small town goes to confessional...

and tells the local priest, "Father, forgive me, for I have slept with a loose woman."

The priest thinks for a moment and says, "Well, son, was it Mary?"

"No Father."

"Hmm," the priest continues, "was it Fiona?"

"No, no father," the man replies.

"And was it Anne?"<...

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