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If Claudia Schiffer married Brains from The Thunderbirds, she would become Claudia Schiffer-Brains.

Claudia Shit for brains.

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David Copperfield is doing his magic show...

...and asks if anyone would like to show him a trick.

"I will", replies a guy in the audience, "but I'm going to need your wife Claudia and a table."

"Ok," says David and the guy gets on stage.

He then bends Claudia over the table, pulls down her knickers and starts fucking her ...

Two girl twins are born. One is named Skye after her perfect blue eyes

The other has cataracts, so was called Claudia

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