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Do you know where Scottish people have sex?

Between 5 and 7 like everybody else.

Why do Scottish people wear kilts?

The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.

How do Scottish people describe a no display error?

nvidia

What is the favorite appetizer of scottish people?

Gaelic Bread

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