Nature's selection for our placement of hair is a weird thing.
Can't grow a beard for shit, but enough ass hair to turn diarrhea into filtered water
Why God? Why?
One day a fellow was watching Fox News and learned about a new virus that was rapidly spreading and quickly killing those who got sick with it. The nightly news reports got worse and worse, this Covid-19 virus was spreading around the world and killing increasingly large numbers of people. But he wa...
My ex-wife passed away so I went to the cemetery to honor her. I brought a 20 year old bottle of fine scotch and poured it over her grave
But first I filtered it through my kidneys.
Customer: Are you sure this milk is pure? Milkman: Yes, because every drop of water I mixed in it was filtered!!
Why do people in Beijing smoke so many cigarettes?
To get a breath of filtered air.
A start-up company was deciding over something to manufacture
Something local that wouldn’t cost much. They figured filtered water would fit this category.
After running it through all the bodies of the company, they decided on making bread. The water market was oversaturated.
Xmas Joke Help
So December 1st is upon us (in Australia at least) and that means that it is time for me to begin my annual tradition of posting daily status updates on facebook with terrible xmas jokes until xmas. An advent calendar of xmas cracker jokes if you will.
Anyway this is my third o...
Two Irishmen, who were the best of friends, made a pact.
Two Irishmen, Seamus and Paddy, who were the best of friends, made a pact that when one died the other would pour a bottle of fine, aged, Irish whiskey over the grave of his deceased friend. The years went by and eventually Seamus passed away.
As promised, Paddy purchased a bottle of fine Ir...