A man working on an imaginary high voltage transformer was found dead in his home.
He had apparently received a fatal shock from the fictitious device.
Investigators who later examined it concluded that this was because it was not grounded in reality.
What did the voltage say to the current?
What's up, ohmie?
Why does the physicist call everyone when they're stressed?
Bc with a series connection, the voltage is divided.
The Bulgarian Train Conductor
Most kids want to become a firefighter or astronaut when they’re older. This man, however, really wanted to become a train conductor. Unfortunately, he gets the job and he loves it. But one particular day, he’s enjoying his job a little too much. He’s driving too fast and accidentally derails the tr...
During my job interview I was asked: “After a long week how do you normally recharge your batteries”
Apparently “through high voltage nipple clamps” wasn’t the answer they were expecting.
Current times are scary. We must rise up against it. We need current times resistance.
We need voltage.
Ant - the hero.
Ant asks giraffe: Can I f...k you?
Giraffe though: what the hell, he's small I even can't feel it. Here you are, my boy.
After a few minutes, she put her long neck into high voltage cables lifted high over the ground.
Ant start to screem: Shake it, baby, yeahhhh!!!
A Young Boy gets a train set for his Birthday
He is absolutely amazed by this, and he decides right then and there he’s going to be a train conductor.
He goes his entire childhood with this dream in mind, working as hard as he can for it. Until he finally graduates and goes to school for this job he wants so bad.
The man finally ...
There was a boy who grew up in San Francisco and he absolutely loved watching the street cars going up and down the streets.
His goal, when he grew up was to eventually drive those things. Before he even graduated high school, he applied to the street car driving school. He got accepted and once he graduated high school he headed off to training. After months of classes and tests, he was off to his first day of work as an...
A beautiful young girl of around 18 years tried to board a bus.
A beautiful young girl of around 18 years,tried to board a bus but the bus conductor didn't stop the bus. Unfortunately the beautiful young girl came under the bus and died on the spot. Angry passengers took the conductor to the police station, who in turn took him to the court. The judge was ...
There was this musician in North Korea....
One day he was called upon by Kim Jong Un to compose a piece of music and have the Great North Korean Orchestra play it live to him in the Humble Auditorium.
The musician, not wanting to displease the Great Leader, did as he asked and got to work composing a piece of music. One week later, on...
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A Sexual Encounter between a Capacitor and an Inductor
One evening, with his charge at full capacity, Micro Farad decided to get a cute coil to discharge him. He went to the Magnet Bar to pick up a chip called Millie Amp. He caught her out back trying self induction; fortunately, she had not damaged her solenoid. The two took off on his megacycle and ro...
With great power comes...
Great current and voltage.
What did the memory say to the processor?
If you apply a voltage to me, I'm going to flip a bit!