1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!" 2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan. 3. Inventive way to finally meet that hunk in Human Resources. 4. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants." 5. To stop tho...
William Shakespeare once manned the welcome desk at a popular hotel
One day an elderly man walked up to the desk and asked for a room.
Shakespeare quickly found a room available on the second floor and asked him if this is the room he wished to book. The forgetful, ancient individual stared at Shakespeare for several uncomfortable seconds.
How many incels does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Doesn't make a difference it can't be done.
First they complain that the bulb should be screwing them.
and if they actually try they can't see past their computer monitor.
How can you tell if a blonde has been at a computer working on a Word document?
There's White Out all over the computer monitor.