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Paper Clip Jokes

My Pikachu started eating paper clips, paint chips, pencils...

When I asked her what's wrong, she said "Pica. Pica."

What did the paper clip say?

It looks like you're writing unsubstantiated nonsense. Would you like to turn on all caps?

What wouldn't MacGyver be able to escape from using a paper clip?

A desk job

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What Rhymes with “Freudian slips”?

“My mother’s tits”, oh shit I meant to say paper clips

Today I saw my friend in class listening to music, so I asked him what music it was.

He said he was listening to rap and asked what I was listening too. I looked him dead in the eye, put a paper clip in my ear and said heavy metal.

Where does a book go to get a trim?

Paper Clips.

What do you put in an oragami gun?

Paper clips.

Billy's birthday gift

Little Billy just turned 8. His parents went all out for the party. They rented a bounce house. The cake was three layers. They even hired the best clown in the state. All of Billy's friends from school were there, even some of the older cool kids made it. At the end of the party, when everyone left...

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