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Paperclip Jokes

Fandoms are like paperclips.

It doesn't a whole lot of effort to get them bent out of shape over nothing.

What do you call a paperclip that can't handle the paper?

A little unstaple.

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How "Clippy" the Microsoft assistant came to be

It started when 3 Microsoft developers had the idea for an assistant. The proof-of-concept was initially a "stick man". They showed it to Bill Gates and he said he liked it, just change this, change this, and this too...

By the time Bill Gates was done with it, the stick man had its head so ...

HR to a girl during an interview for the post of the secretary

HR: "what's the difference between a paperclip & a screw?

Girl: I don't know, I've never been paperclipped

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Three men die and go to hell

Three men die and go to hell. In there, the devil says: "Well, today I'm in a good mood, so let's spice things a little bit. Tell me a riddle I can't answer and you'll go to heaven".

The first guy says "What has four legs but can't walk?" to which the devil answers with "A table, you're not e...

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