People say I have a Dad Bod

I prefer Father Figure

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What's the difference between an accountant and a porn star?

An accountant usually has a father figure

At first I thought I was only attracted to dad bods...

But then I realized I just wanted a father figure.

I'm working on getting a dad bod

I want to be a good father figure

I'm so excited to finally get a dad bod

It's the first time I've ever had a father figure

So I discovered that the creatures from avatar have come up with a new business idea.

They’ll let you rent a tribesman as a father figure over the Christmas period.

I heard they’re being called For lease na’vi Dads

My dad is comparable to God

I mean, both of them created me, both of them are father figures, and I have never seen either of them, but they both supposedly exist.

My Father died when I was 12 years old.

My dad died when I was 12, and was diagnosed with cancer several years before, so for the longest time, I never had a father figure.

And for some reason, George Michael won’t return or answer my fan mail or letters. But, I’m sure he’ll get back to me when he can.

[OC] Girls who prefer "dad bods"...

Just want father figures in their lives.

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