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Fanboy Jokes

What do a peeping Tom and Pokemon fanboy have in common?

Both hide in the bushes trying to get a Pikachu!

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All of the Apple fanboys are missing the main feature they can hold over android users

Their nude pictures are automatically synced to 4chan and reddit.

How many Sony and Microsoft fanboys does it take to turn on a lightbulb?

I don't know. They won't go near the Switch.

90% of Rick and Morty fanboys think they're Rick...

... when in reality they're Jerry.

My friends think I’m a fanboy because of my obsession with Linkin Park.

But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.

What do you call it when a bunch of dead fanboys and girls convene?

Necro-Comic-Con

AAYYYY

Two Star Wars super-fanboys who hated The Last Jedi die and are at the gates of heaven

St Peter is there and tells them that before entering the afterlife, they may ask God himself one single question that He will answer truthfully for them.

"All the secrets of the Universe, past present and future are all available to you. Ask, and He will answer."

They whisper with ea...

You know, Apple really have given us some of the greatest tools of our generation

They're called Apple fanboys.

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Once all the engineering professors were sitting on one plane...

Before the take off an announcement came over the fanboy.
"This plane is made by your students"
Then all professors stood up, ran and went outside, but the principal was sitting.
One professor came and asked "Are you not afraid?"
The principal replied " I trust my students very well ...

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