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Fallopian Tube Jokes

NSFW: Sperm 1: God I'm getting tired! How long 'til we reach the fallopian tubes?

Sperm 2: Still a long way to go..........We've only passed the tonsils.

2 sperms are swimming side by side

sperm 1: do you know how much longer 'til the fallopian tube?

sperm 2: fallopian tube? we aren't even past the esophagus yet!

If you don't get first place in someone's heart

just remember that you got first place in someone's fallopian tube.

Two sperm are busily swimming along

Two sperm are busily swimming along when 1 sperm asks "Hey look..is the that the Fallopian tube?"

"Fallopian tube" the second sperm laughs out, "we're not even through the esophagus yet!"

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Two sperm have just been ejaculated into a woman...

... and they're conversing. One says to another, "Man, I'm feeling myself getting tired and we haven't even reached the Fallopian tubes. How much longer?"

The other says, "I'd say a while. I think we just passed the tonsils."

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Little Josie goes up to her daddy

Little Josie goes up to her daddy and asks, "Daddy, where do I come from?"

The father, not prepared for the Birds and Bees talk, decides to tell it anyway. He tells little Josie about boys having a penis which goes into the girl's vagina and when semen, a mix of sperm and seminal fluid, shoot...

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