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People say the testicles and the ovaries are very similar

But there is a vas deferens between them.

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What's the difference between a pianist and a penis?

A pianist tickles the ivories, a penis tickles the ovaries.

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Since ovaries are above the vagina...

Shouldn’t testicles should have been named *undaries.*

How does the uterus take its eggs?

Ovaries-y!

My Friend said her ovaries hurt

I told her she was Ovary-acting.

I asked my pregnant girlfriend how she likes her eggs

"ovaries-y"

Wife and I were having an argument ..

Wife: You should listen to me.

Me: Oh yeah, why is that?

Wife: Coz I have ovaries!

Me: Is that why you Ovary Act?

An IVF technician goes to brunch. The waiter asks "how would you like your eggs?" She replies

"ovaries-y"

Two Sperm

So one sperm says to the other "When do we get to the ovaries?"The other replies "Ovaries! We're not even past the throat yet!"

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How did the Vagina want her eggs cooked?

Ovaries-y

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Man and his doctor's advice

A man came to the chamber of a well known doctor.
**Doctor:** Hello and good afternoon. What seems to be the problem?
*Man:* I don't want any more baby, doc. Save me.


**Doctor:** Okay, tell me why can't you stop having a baby?
*Man:* I used a condom so that my semen won't...

How do OB/GYN's prefer their eggs?

Ovaries-y

What did the cannibal who was late to the dinner party get?

The left-ovaries.

Two sperms swimming

Two sperms swimming through a girls body. After a while one sperm looks at the other and says"we've been swimming forever! How much farther until we hit the ovaries?" The other sperm starts laughing and replies " ovaries?! We're not even halfway down the esophagus yet!"

Sperm journey

One sperm asks another, “How far is it to the ovaries?” The other one answers, “Relax. We only just passed the tonsils.”

Two sperms are talking with each other...

"Hey man, how long till we get the ovaries?"

"Long way still, we just passed the throat."

So one sperms says to the other sperm.. NSFW

"How long til we get to the ovaries?"
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The other sperm replies,
"hopefully soon, we just passed the tonsils"

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A woman goes to the doctor.

"Doctor, I think I have a problem with my aviaries."

"Aviaries? Don't you mean ovaries" the doctor replies.

"No, I definitely mean my aviaries" insisted the woman.

She lies back on the doctor's table while he continues to examine the woman and figure out what seems to be the pr...

This came to me randomly today; not sure if old, or OC...

How does Hannibal Lecter like his eggs?


Ovaries-y

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