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Catheter Jokes

I like my men like I like my catheters

Sterile and disposable.

What do you get when you put a catheter in a pharmacist?

A harmacist




Because you remove the P

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My Granddad is on a catheter......

It really takes the piss

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Doctors inserted a catheter into me months ago and still haven’t removed it.

I think they’re taking the piss.

What's the worst thing about eating vegetables?

Putting the catheter back in.

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An original math feghoot.

There are enough people in the world now who require catheters for medical reasons for the devices to have become the targets of fetishes. At least some of these catheter fetishists are also practitioners of free love, and it's not unusual for them to get together with (relatively) large numbers of...

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A man gets a call from a doctor...

...who informs him that he needs to get to the hospital ASAP as his wife has been involved in a very serious traffic collision. The man gets to the hospital and is met at the doors by the Doctor. "Don't tell me she's dead, doc", says the man, "I don't think I could live without my wife, I can't thin...

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