Fall Upon Jokes - 5 Hilarious Fall Upon Jokes

This guy’s walking home from work, really late, in the pitch black of night...

There isn’t another soul on the street.

Suddenly, from out of the gloom, comes an ominous bump...bump…bump.

He looks behind him and spots a furtive, shadowy thing coming down the street after him.

Unnerved, he picks up his pace, finally breaking into a panicked run.

He...

Two drunk men were leaving a bar [Long]

Two drunk men were leaving a bar and decided to drive home.

After driving for a while, they noticed the head of an old man at their window. The driver checked and saw that the car waa going at 40mph and there was no way a man of such age could keep up.

Nontheless, fear striken, he rol...

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The World's Most Hardcore Biker

The world's most hardcore biker walks in to a bar while he's riding his bike across the country. He's wearing his ratty jeans, combat boots and his ragged leather vest showing off all his less than legal achievements. As he walks in, all eyes in the building fall upon him, his very stride exuding ma...

A man sits alone at a table... [Long]

At a restaurant, a very shy man is sitting alone at a table. He looks to his left, and his eyes fall upon an attractive young woman sitting alone at the next table. He has never really had the nerve to talk to women, and attempts to build up his courage for the next 20 minutes as he sits there waiti...

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An old guy is in the hospital and messes himself.

He doesn't want attention and is quite embarrassed. He's on the 4th floor and figures that he can change the sheets himself and toss them out the window and no one will know that it was him. During this time, there is a drunk guy stumbling outside along the hospital wall. When the old guy in the hos...

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