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Fall Down Jokes

How to Fall Down the Stairs

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Why did the blind woman fall down the well?

Because she couldn't see that well.

A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff

ba-dumm-tss

I saw this poor old lady fall down the stairs and hurt herself.

I assume she was poor because I didn’t find more than $1.50 in her wallet.

I'm worried I will fall down the stairs one day...

I'd take steps to avoid it, but that's sort of the problem.

Two blondes fall down a well.

One says to the other one, "Isn't it dark down here?" She replies, "I don't know. I can't see."

So I said, "It's not about how many times you fall down. It's about how many times you get back up."

And the cop said, "Sir, now I'm going to ask you to take a breathalyzer test."

Stairs! Bet you can’t fall down just one.

Because then it wouldn’t be plural.

Why did the bicycle fall down?

because it was two-tired.

How to fall down the stairs

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One to find out if you are old is to fall down in front of lot of people.

If they laugh, you are still young. If they panic and start running to you, you're old.

Why did the tea-bag fall down the hill?

To steep.

Why do bicycles always fall down if unsupported?

Because they're two-tired.

It does not matter how many times you fall down, what matters is how many times you get back up

Unfortunately the officer did not appreciate my grit during the roadside sobriety test.

How to fall down the stairs

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He's going to fall down!

A 90 year old man was in a retirement home. While sitting on a chair he started leaning to the left, so much that the nurse was afraid he would fall down. So she straighten him up and put a pillow on his left side to keep him up.

Later he started leaning to the right. The nurse straighten him...

Why did the bike fall down?

It was two tired

Police: Sir, did you or did you not just intentionally make that woman fall down?

Man: Yes, I was trying to prove a point.

Police: what point?

Man: I don't need to leave the country to trip abroad.

My cat some how got on the roof yesterday. He was too heavy and caused 1/4 of it to fall down.

Oof.

Then he fell down perfectly onto the couch, causing 1/5 of it to collapse.

Ouch.

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A guy gets put in a nursing home by his son. He doesn’t know if he’s going to like it at first, but he decides to give it a shot for his son’s sake.

The first morning in the nursing home he wakes up with a hard on. Out of nowhere a beautiful nurse's aide walks in, bends over & blows him without saying a word.
The guy gets on the phone with his son and says, "Son, I love this place! Thank you so much for putting me in this nursing home....

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