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I just don't get how the german people could fall for Hitler and the Nazis

There were an awful lot of red flags.

I didn’t fall for my boyfriend

His third leg just tripped me

People always say I fall for the slippery slope fallacy...

What’s next? Schizophrenia? Psychosis ?

Why do good Christian men fall for gingers?

I'm no scholar but it's something about a burning bush

Sweetheart, I didn't just fall for you.

I fell because of you.

Stop tripping me.

Never fall for a tennis player,

for them, love means nothing.

How do you make any girl fall for you?

Chloroform

There's so many scams on the internet today, and so many of them are easy to fall for.

Send me $25 and I'll tell you all about it.

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Nazis are really good at making you fall for something.

They’re professional gas-lighters.

Never fall for offers of a free boat..

They'll always get you with the shipping fees

Why didn’t the marsupial fall for the prank?

He knew it was a Kanga-ruse

Three men approach a wishing well one after another

The first, wishes to have one million bucks. Instantly, he is now in ownership of one million wild deer. He sets up a venison business and makes millions

The second wishes for his ex-wife to fall for him again. She instantly trips while thinking about him, and on the way to the hospital, he m...

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Two months ago, while I was leaving Wal-Mart, I got totally scammed.

These two gorgeous college girls, wearing nothing but bikini tops and mini-shorts, started washing my car just as I was about to leave the parking lot. When they were finished, I asked them, "How much should I pay you?" One of the two girls said, "We don't accept payment in money. We accept payment ...

I remember being a kid and my parents filling my head with nonsense like the Santa, Tooth fairy and Easter Bunny

Well now that I'm older I don't fall for that rubbish anymore, thank God.

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A saloon was having a shooting competition

and a cowboy asked the bartender if he could convince people he had a dog that could shoot would the bartender give him free drinks for the rest of the night, as compensation for bringing in more guests.

The bartender agreed but asked how he'd convince everyone of that. The cowboy said he kn...

I was going to tell you a gravity joke

....but no one was gonna fall for it.

Russian emergency !

Russian President Putin called President Trump with an emergency:

"Our largest condom factory has exploded," the Russian President cried.

"My people's favorite form of birth control. This is a true disaster!"

"Mr. Putin, the American people would be happy to do anything within t...

I just went on a date with a woman in a wheelchair

I stood her up, which made her fall for me. At first it was a drag, but now we’re rolling. ~ Michael Kosta

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My wife suspected I was cheating, so to catch me she hired a prostitute to flash her breasts and try to seduce me.

I didn't fall for that shit... I can spot a booby trap a mile away.

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