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I just don't get how the german people could fall for Hitler and the Nazis

There were an awful lot of red flags.

People always say I fall for the slippery slope fallacy...

What’s next? Schizophrenia? Psychosis ?

I didn’t fall for my boyfriend

His third leg just tripped me

Why do good Christian men fall for gingers?

I'm no scholar but it's something about a burning bush

Sweetheart, I didn't just fall for you.

I fell because of you.

Stop tripping me.

If you fall for my brand new joke....

.... then you just fell for the youngest trick in the book.

Never fall for a tennis player,

for them, love means nothing.

I always fall for clickbaits.

And I'm not alone.

How do you make any girl fall for you?

Chloroform

There's so many scams on the internet today, and so many of them are easy to fall for.

Send me $25 and I'll tell you all about it.

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Nazis are really good at making you fall for something.

They’re professional gas-lighters.

Never fall for offers of a free boat..

They'll always get you with the shipping fees

Why didn’t the marsupial fall for the prank?

He knew it was a Kanga-ruse

Three men approach a wishing well one after another

The first, wishes to have one million bucks. Instantly, he is now in ownership of one million wild deer. He sets up a venison business and makes millions

The second wishes for his ex-wife to fall for him again. She instantly trips while thinking about him, and on the way to the hospital, he m...

I remember being a kid and my parents filling my head with nonsense, like Santa, the Easter bunny and the Tooth Fairy.

Well now that I’m older I don’t fall for that rubbish anymore, thank God.

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A saloon was having a shooting competition

and a cowboy asked the bartender if he could convince people he had a dog that could shoot would the bartender give him free drinks for the rest of the night, as compensation for bringing in more guests.

The bartender agreed but asked how he'd convince everyone of that. The cowboy said he kn...

I was going to tell you a gravity joke

....but no one was gonna fall for it.

Russian emergency !

Russian President Putin called President Trump with an emergency:

"Our largest condom factory has exploded," the Russian President cried.

"My people's favorite form of birth control. This is a true disaster!"

"Mr. Putin, the American people would be happy to do anything within t...

I just went on a date with a woman in a wheelchair

I stood her up, which made her fall for me. At first it was a drag, but now we’re rolling. ~ Michael Kosta

The Norwegian and the Covid-denier

One day an Norwegian and a covid-denier were fishing on opposite sides of the same river, but the Norwegian guy was catching all of the fish.

Eventually, the covid-denier asks the Norwegian, "How do you get to the other side?"

The Norwegian guy responds, "I'll turn on my flashlight and...

My friend must think I'm gullible. He said today was the autumnal equinox.

But I'm not going to fall for it.

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My wife suspected I was cheating, so to catch me she hired a prostitute to flash her breasts and try to seduce me.

I didn't fall for that shit... I can spot a booby trap a mile away.

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A young woman walks into a confessional

A beautiful young woman walks into a confessional, "Father, forgive me, for I have sinned, I made wild passionate love to a man after he told me I was special, and beautiful and the only one in the world for him"


The priest tsks, but remembering the follies of youth, lets her off easy "...

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