Fall Into Jokes - 20 Hilarious Fall Into Jokes

Why did the blind man fall into the well?

Because he couldn't see that well.

why did the Astronaut fall into depression?

because he wasn't happy in the closed 'space'

Why doesn't Michigan fall into the great lakes?

Because Ohio sucks!

Two blondes fall into a hole..

The first one says, "Wow it's so dark down here!" And the other one replies, "I don't know I can't see!"

Did you hear about the guy who escaped a firing squad only to fall into a vat of boiling oil?

He went from the firing plan into the fryer.

I’m writing a fantasy novel about two knights who fall into the rogue and Paladin archetypes. I’m calling it…

Silent Knight, Holy Knight

A 55 year old lady suddenly started learning to swim instead of her usual routine of going to a temple !!!!

Everyone was curious and asked her: "why the change in your interest to swimming now a days?"

The lady, with a look of helplessness replied: "Whenever my son and daughter-in-law quarrel with each other my Daughter-in-law always asks my son : - "If your mom and I fall into water, whom will y...

A few moments after the big bang a cloud full of Hydrogen atoms fall into a blackhole and die.

A few moments after the big bang a cloud full of Hydrogen atoms fall into a blackhole and die. The arrive at the border between multiverses and meet Saint Platinum-Erbium

St PtEr says to them "Welcome to Heaven. In a moment I will let you all through, but before I may do that, I must ask each...

If you fall into water and don't know how to swim

You have the rest of your life to learn.

Why doesn't Texas fall into the Gulf of Mexico?

Because Oklahoma sucks.

What do you call when ten people fall into a trap?

TENET.

Why did the blind villager fall into the watering hole?

because they couldn't see that well

^^^_yes_i_know^^^

Why did the hipster fall into the lake ?

He went ice skating before it was cool.

My friends, like numbers, fall into two categories

Odd and even?

No... imaginary and irrational.

A bear, a wolf, and a moose fall into a trapping pit

After a couple days with no food, the moose sees the wolf and bear whispering to each other.

The wolf turns to the moose and says "Look, the bear and I are both carnivores. It's been a couple days without food. You understand, right?"

The moose says "Yeah, I guess you're right. But...

Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fall forward they fall into the boat.

Trump and Hillary fall into an ocean. Who will be saved?

America.

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We used to have a moat around our yard that the neighbors’ donkeys would always fall into when they came onto our property.

It was a real ass hole.

Two economists fall into a hole

they realize they are trapped, and so they come up with a plan. The first step in their plan is... assume a ladder.

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Four prisoners are killed in a prison bus accident

A drug dealer, a car thief, a bank robber and a rapist all die and are sent immediately to hell. Once there Satan begins checking his documents and says he isn’t ready for them. He says “you died a little too soon. So we don’t have anywhere to put you. I will be clearing out a few places for you but...

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