Why did the old man fall into the well?

Because he couldn’t see that well

Two blondes fall into a hole..

The first one says, "Wow it's so dark down here!" And the other one replies, "I don't know I can't see!"

A woman wants to know if her 3 future sons-in-law will be thrustworthy... ... So she decides to take them one by one on a walk and pretend to slip and fall into the water to see what they will do. And so it goes.

On the first walk, she pretends to slip and falls into the water. The first son-in-law takes of his shoes & coat and jumps in the water. The next day there is new family sedan parked in front of the house. There is a letter for the son-in-law which says:

_Thank you for saving me, here is ...

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We used to have a moat around our yard that the neighbors’ donkeys would always fall into when they came onto our property.

It was a real ass hole.

What do you call when ten people fall into a trap?

TENET.

If you fall into water and don't know how to swim

You have the rest of your life to learn.

A few months ago, a time traveller ran up to someone and shouts "I need you to say the 9th letter of the alphabet and the German founder of the philosophical doctrine of transcendental idealism, or the world will fall into chaos!"

...I Kant

Why did the hipster fall into the lake ?

He went ice skating before it was cool.

My friends, like numbers, fall into two categories

Odd and even?

No... imaginary and irrational.

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I was walking down the pier one day and saw a woman's dog fall into the water...

She started screaming in a panic as her dog couldn't swim very well and was starting to go under. Out of nowhere a little german man dived over the edge and dragged the dog out and started performing CPR on the dog. The dog came to and was fine, the woman says ''Oh my god, are you a little vet?'' th...

A bear, a wolf, and a moose fall into a trapping pit

After a couple days with no food, the moose sees the wolf and bear whispering to each other.

The wolf turns to the moose and says "Look, the bear and I are both carnivores. It's been a couple days without food. You understand, right?"

The moose says "Yeah, I guess you're right. But...

Trump and Hillary fall into an ocean. Who will be saved?

America.

I was walking along and I saw a guy fall into a nest of mosquitoes...

...it was malarious!

Two economists fall into a hole

they realize they are trapped, and so they come up with a plan. The first step in their plan is... assume a ladder.

Why do scuba divers fall into the water backwards off the boat?

Because if they went forward they'd be in the boat

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