What do you call hillbillies who go down on their relatives?

Munchkins.

I’m gonna go down on you slowly... then when you’re enjoying it the most, I’ll work my way back up and f*ck you hard.

With love,
Gas Prices

My friend and I frequently give conjugal visits to an all-female prison, to remind the inmates what it's like for a selfless guy to go down on them.

It just gives us some scents of perp puss.

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A plane has engine failure and starts to go down.

A White woman jumps out of her seat and grabs her bag and starts putting on all her make-up.  When people asked what the hell she is doing. She said, "when planes crash, they find the pretty women first!"


A Mexican woman hears that and jumps out of her seat. She grabs her bag and starts p...

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"I go down. I've gone down 2 or 3 times, all for inspection."

Well no fucking wonder why Melania never looks particularly happy.

Why do the older ants go up the side of the mountain and the younger ants go down the side of the mountain?

Because they're descendants!

How did the author of harry potter go down the hill?

Walking.


J.k. Rowling



Dont know if this has been posted here but it made eveyone look at me weird on the lrt.

(NSFW)My friend broke up with her boyfriend cuz he didnt go down on her..

That's the straw that didn't lick the camel's crack

(Offensive) How do people in wheelchairs go down the stairs?

Fast...

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Her: How come I always go down on you, but you never go down on me?

Him: My financial adviser told me not to.

Her: Your financial adviser told you not to lick my pussy?

Him: Yeah. He said if I keep eating out all the time, I'll always be broke.

One evening an old farmer decides to go down to his pond.

He hasn’t been there in months, and feels the urge to check on things. As he gets closer, he hears loud giggling coming from the pond. He is shocked to find a bunch of young women skinny-dipping.



“Hey, what’s going on here?” he shouts, alerting the women who were standing at the water...

Why doesn't Santa want to go down the chimney?

He has Santa Claustrophobia

Why didn't the chicken go down the slide?

He de-slided not to!!!!!

My sister always said she’d go down in history. But I didn't believe her.

Looking back, that’s probably why she got such good marks.

Why wouldn't the listerine go down the drain?

Because it's antiseptic

NSFW: Why don't old men go down on old women?

Have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich?

Why did the toilet roll go down the hill?

Because it wanted to get to the bottom.

What’s Harry Potter’s favorite way to go down a hill.

Walking. Jk rolling.

I was worried that my new T-shirt would go down a size in the wash

Then the unshrinkable happened

A coworker yesterday had some coffee go down the wrong way and he was having a time of it.

I asked if he was ok. He said, "yeah, that's why they call it 'cough-ee'"

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How did Harry Potter go down the hill?

Tumbling.

Fucking wizardry robes ain’t safe.

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When i go down....

Jean Pierre, popularly known as JP among his friends was a fighter jet pilot of the French air force.

One day he took his girlfriend to the park for a picnic. Since he wanted to be really romantic, he packed the picnic basket himself.

Hours later, JP and his girlfriend were having a g...

If a firefighter's business can go up in smoke, and a plumber's business can go down the drain...

...can a hooker get laid off?

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I got into a fight in a bar’s bathroom the other day. I kept pushing but I ended up running out of energy, the guy just wouldn’t go down.

What a piece of shit.

Back when Stormy Daniels was in high school, none of her fellow classmen realized she would go down in history.

Guys were usually getting it in the gym locker room or behind the teacher's parking lot.

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Pilot: the plane is going down!

**Me:** *[texting my dentist]* I've never really flossed

**Pilot:** false alarm everyone.

**Me:** *[rushing to cock pit]* no no no this thing needs to go down!

Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation.

They get drunk and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning – though none of them can remember what they did the night before.

The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if she has any last words.
She says, “I just graduated f...

Did you hear about the lady who was so crossed eyed that when she cries her tears go down her back?

She got back-tear-ia.

Welcome to the 23rd annual Leper Colony marathon! We now go down to our racers at the start of the first leg.

Aaaaaand they're off!

Did you know that Santa's not allowed to go down chimneys next year?

It was declared unsafe by the Elf and Safety Commission.

What’s it like to go down on an old lady?

Depends

I'm always willing to go down on a handicapped girl

Momma always taught me to eat my vegetables.

My driver's side window won't go down.

So I guess I'm on a diet now.

You might be a redneck if your girlfriend can pack a lip and go down on you at the same time...

...and still know what to spit and what to swallow.

A guy walks up to a girl in the bar with his fist closed and says........I will go down on you if you can guess what I have in my hand.

The girl says........The empire state building.

The guy says..........That's close enough.

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I am going to go down on you, make you feel reall good. Then I'll slowly come back up and fuck you.

Lots of love, Petrol prices.

I only go down on country girls.

With me, everything's gotta be farm-to-table.

I'm dating an older woman. When i go down you know what it tastes like?

Depends...

True story: when I was a kid I used to mix up lyrics. For example, after watching Mary Poppins, I sang "a spoonful of medicine helps the sugar go down." -My dad thought is was SO funny I mixed that line up.

Little did either of us know, I was predicting my future diabetes problems.

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[True Story] So today I had to get three wisdom teeth pulled and I jokingly told my girlfriend that I was going to ask the dentist how long before I had could go down on my girlfriend?

Well that was too just funny and just between us. "Maybe I should ask how long after the surgery before I can suck a cock again?"..we both laughed hard. But omg the anesthesia must kicked in and I ACTUALLY asked the doctor. I don't remember a thing my gf relayed everything later. But I was insistent...

How often does the vampire go down on his wife?

Periodically

What does Audrey Hepburn say when you go down on her?

How *kind* of you to let me come.

What do you say to someone who wants to go down on you when you're just not in the mood right now?

Save it, fellator.

Go down a water slide when it isn't wet.

And then you'll understand the importance of foreplay.

I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming…

They Don’t Know I’m Only Using Blanks.

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3 men on plane thats about to go down.

One day an American,Canadian,and a Chinese are on a plane thats going down quick and need to lose weight to stay up so the pilot tells them to toss some stuff overboard.

The Chinese man was carrying an abundance of rice so he decides to throw a bag off. The Canadian man had a bottle of maple ...

I'm getting ready to go down to support the woman's march.

Just waiting on my wife to pack me a sandwich.

Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because Mrs. Claus told him he'd never get in the back door.

I haven’t had a server go down on me that long

since New Year at Hooters.
Edit for explanation: https://techcrunch.com/2016/08/11/reddit-is-currently-experiencing-a-major-outage/

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A man was about to go down on a woman..

Man: "Oh my God, you smell like shit!"

Woman: "It's arthritis.."

Man: "What? In your vagina?"

Woman: "No, in my arm. I can't wipe my own ass.."

What do you call it when your Cloud (IT) services go down?

Rain

What happens when the PS and XBOX servers go down?

The ambulance comes lights and sirens, "WII-U WII-U WII-U"
I'm sorry, I'll leave now ._.

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A guy decides to go down on a prostitute for no reason…

He's having fun until he feels like he's got a piece of food stuck in his teeth. Sure enough, he pulls out a little bit of broccoli.

"That's strange, I don't remember the last time I ate broccoli."

He keeps going and again, something stuck in his teeth. Carrots.

"It's been a rea...

What day did the Mexican boat go down in the water?

Sinko-de-mayo

If you think Hillary is going to drop out of the presidential race, you should know Hillary doesn't go down...

That's why Bill had Monica.

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So this man is about to go down to the bar...

...but his wife says: "You're not going to the bar again. Last time you went there you came home with puke all over your shirt!". Husband responds: "Alright, but I really want to meet up with the guys, so I promise, I'm not going to drink anything". The wife's okay with that and lets him go.

...

What do you call it when you go down on a paraplegic?

Meals on wheels

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