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Eur Jokes

Knock Knock

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, You're a poo!

If you’re an Australian before you walk into the toilet, and an American when you leave. What are you when you’re in there?

Eur’a’peen.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

[NSFW]: A couple is having sex when the husband notices their neighbour watching them from the cupboard.

A couple is having sex when the husband notices their neighbour watching them from the cupboard. Upon noticing him, the husband immediately asks,

Voy-eur you inside my cupboard?

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