If America is storming Area 51 then the Europeans can storm the Vatican

We’ll take the aliens, you get the predators

Do europeans have a foot fetish?

No, they have a centimeter fetish..

What side of the earth were Europeans best at exploring?

Genocide

You know the difference between Americans and Europeans? .

Europeans think 100 miles is a long distance.

Americans think 100 years is a long time.

The Native Americans were surprised to be colonised by Europeans

No one expects the Spanish Acquisition

Some European explorers were traveling through the Amazon rainforest with some natives as guides...

when they started hearing drums in the distance. Puzzled the Europeans inquired, “we hear drums? What does that mean?”

The Natives answered, “When drums stop, very bad.”

Reluctantly the exploration continues. After 5 minutes the drums had started getting louder and the explorers star...

How do Europeans charge their phones?

With EUB cables

Why do Northern Europeans never get stuff done late

They’re already Finished

Europeans have been testing aircraft engines against bird strikes for a long while, using a cannon which launched (deceased, obviously) chickens at the aeroplane.

Eventually, the Americans decided they needed to test their engines tbe same way. So they brought a device over and started testing. No matter how resilient they made the engines, they always failed. After months of testing, they gave up and sent for a European engineer to advise on what wad wrong.<...

Did all Europeans give Native Americans smallpox on purpose?

Or is that a blanket statement?

Why can you keep out Europeans with a picket fence?

Because union members never cross a picket.

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