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Europeans Jokes

If America is storming Area 51 then the Europeans can storm the Vatican

We’ll take the aliens, you get the predators

Where do potty-mouthed Eastern Europeans come from?

Vulgaria

100 is a nice round number

The European is visiting the United States for the first time: So how many cents in a dollar?

The American: 100, of course

The European: 100? Why not 62, or 37?

The American: 62? What are you talking about? It's 100. Of course, it is. It's a nice round number and easy to calcula...

What do Europeans facing high gas prices and Russian men have in common?

They both fear a draft

Today its finally Europeans time to celebrate!

Happy 9/11 guys!

Northern europeans are good with car production

Because only with them is a car truly finnished

To all the Europeans suffering from the current heat wave, here is a reminder to stay strong.

Your ancestors colonized entire countries in much higher temperatures.

Do europeans have a foot fetish?

No, they have a centimeter fetish..

You know the difference between Americans and Europeans? .

Europeans think 100 miles is a long distance.

Americans think 100 years is a long time.

How do Europeans charge their phones?

With EUB cables

Did you know you can't tell Europeans to smile?

You can only tell them to Skilometer.

What side of the earth were Europeans best at exploring?

Genocide

Europeans announced they were going to increase penalties for driving with excessive speed and being late for work.

Its part of their sanctions package to target people who are Russian.

The Native Americans were surprised to be colonised by Europeans

No one expects the Spanish Acquisition

Four Europeans and a Juggler

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling.

The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, "Can you all see me now?"

"Yes."
"Oui....

Europeans revere the art of cheesemaking.

But Swiss cheese is holy.

Where do Europeans go for slurpies?

11/7

Why do Northern Europeans never get stuff done late

They’re already Finished

Do all Europeans countries drive on the right?

No, the Brits left.

Did all Europeans give Native Americans smallpox on purpose?

Or is that a blanket statement?

Why can you keep out Europeans with a picket fence?

Because union members never cross a picket.

Heaven vs Hell : The Europeans Version

In heaven the police are British, the cooks are French, the engineers are German, the administrators are Swiss and the lovers are Italian

In Hell the police are German, the cooks are British, the engineers are Italian, the administrators are French and the lovers are Swiss

Why don't Europeans have foot fetishes?

they use the metric system

How do you test if two Central Europeans can hear you?

Czech 1, Chez 2

Apparently 1 out of every 10 Europeans were conceived on an IKEA bed...

Which is crazy when you consider how well lit those places are.

Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet.

Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

Why do Europeans never win the most gold in water sports?

All their best divers are playing football.

Europeans use too many gyros for the slaughter of animals. Let's alert PITA.

That was a terrible pun. I falafel.

Many Americans would be surprised to know that we Europeans also have shooting ranges

They're called schools and children are sent there to learn

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