### The German exchange rate

You heard that one about the German eggs-change rate?

Apparently it's an ei for an ei!

### Exchange rate

I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange, so I went to
the currency exchange window at the local bank. Just one lady in front of me...an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, 'Why it change? Yesterday, I get tw...

### The exchange rate in France is terrible.

\$100 U.S. is only a cent in France

### An old dying man invites 3 of his friends to his deathbed and asks a favor...

He says, ‟We have been as brothers for longer than I can remember, and while I was ont rich in life, I'd like to bring some wealth with me as I die. If you could each leave \$5,000 in my coffin, it would bring me great peace.”

The three men saw no fault in this, as they were all very rich, and...

### Why do pirates love Reddit?

It has the highest exchange rate from stolen content to gold!

### I found a recipe for a fruit curry that I wanted to try out.

I made a list of all the ingredients that I needed and headed to the shop. I picked up some rice, some mango chutney, some curry powder and some raisins.

Upon returning I checked my list again to make sure that I had gotten everything that I needed. To my dismay, the recipe had called for sul...

### I've just been to the shops and swapped 50 raisins for 100 sultanas.

I can't believe the currant exchange rate!

### A Chinese man goes into a bank ...

... to exchange some Chinese yuan for American dollars. The teller finishes counting the man's currency, looks up that day's exchange rate, computes the conversion and quickly counts out the American currency in twenties, "…140, 160 and" plunking down the last bill, "makes \$180. Will that be all tod...

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### An Indian man walks into a bank.

The teller exchanges his rupees into dollars and hands him \$500.
Satisfied with the current exchange rate, the Indian man leaves and returns the next day with another 30,000.
He meet the teller again and asks to convert another...

### There was a royal baby...

The royal baby was born 8 pounds, 6 ounces. With the exchange rate, that's like 12.50, American.

### Mrs. Chang takes a 500 yuan bill to the bank to change for dollars

The teller makes the calculation and gives her \$80.44.

Mrs. Chang returns the next Friday and puts a 500 yuan note on the counter. The teller puts down \$79.94.

Mrs. Chang says "Last week you give me \$80.44, but now I get \$79.94. Tell me why it changed!"

The teller showed her t...