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BREAKING NEWS ! Mary Poppins will no longer be endorsing ‘Rimmel Vibrant Shades’ lipstick - she claims it “breaks too easily” and it “makes her breath smell”.

She gave the following statement:

“The super colour fragile lipstick gives me halitosis”..

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

So Fabio is endorsing a new line of Fleshlights

They're calling them "I can't believe it's not butt."

LPT: Don't trust everything you read on Facebook

Unless it's the pope endorsing Trump. That definitely happened.

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