The nuns from the Convent of the Immaculate Conception were on a day trip when their bus went off the road, plunged over a cliff and they were all killed.
It had been a long day at the gates of heaven and Saint Peter had been counting down the minutes to knocking off time and some well-earned...
Two Leprechauns Knock on the Convent Door (long)
The Mother Superior opens the door and the first leprechaun doffs his hat then stammers and stutters, "T-t-t-top o' the mornin' to ye, sister!"
She replies, "Top o' the mornin' to you, Seamus. What can I do for you this morning?"
"W-w-w-w-well, sister, I-I-I-I'd b-be after a-a-a-a-ski...
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