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If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock.

That's pretty humerus.

Ironically the guy who attacked Dave Chapelle got his Humerus bone dislocated

There was no arm done on Dave though.

During a hot and sweaty yoga session, a femur and a humerus got real close. What did the humerus say to the femur?

“Quite the trochanter”.

Workshop dad joke.

My wife never gets my jokes, so in my last will and testament I left her my arm bone, because I thought it would be humerus.

At first, I wasn't embarrassed about the way I broke my arm

But I heard the doctors calling it a "humerus fracture"

I would make a skeleton joke but..

It wouldn’t be very humerus

I've stopped being funny ever since that accident

The doctors said I lost my humerus

Do you know what type of jokes Orthopedic Surgeons like?

Humerus ones!

Did you hear the joke about the leg?

In my opinions it wasn't very fu-knee.

What? You don't like my joke? I thought it was pretty humerus.

It's my cake day, so here's a joke... Q: Why do they call it a funny bone?

A: Because it's humerus.

I could tell you a joke about bones...

But some of you may not find it very humerus

What is a comedic skeleton's best asset?

His humerus.

Me hiding under the table from the giant...

Giant: I’ll grind your bones to make my bread

Me: *steps out with a grin* Well don’t eat my humerus bone because that’ll taste funny.

Giant: *throws me off the bean stalk*

An ER doc walks into a patient's room to find a woman in bed simultaneously crying and laughing hysterically.

Her husband explains that she fell getting out of the shower and immediately began laughing and crying. The doctor examined her and turns to her husband.

"It's just as I suspected. She has a humerus fracture."

I broke my arm...

and I just started laughing, it just seemed humerus at the time

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I always love homophone jokes

They're humerus

I recently broke my funny bone.

I fail to see what's so humerus about it.

Why is the elbow called the funny bone?

Becuase it's connected to the humerus

What did the skeleton say before dinner?

BONE appetit. His whole family found that HUMERUS.

A baby clown fell down and broke a bone.

The doctor told the baby clown’s father that they broke the bone in between their shoulder and elbow.

The man laughs.

“Why would you laugh!?”

“Its humerus.”

I got a radial head fracture

It wasn't very humerus

Hey, do you like skeletons?

Nope, they don't have enough backbone and they aren't very humerus.

People tell me I don’t have a sense of humor. It’s not my fault. I was born with a serious birth defect.

I was born without a humerus.

My favorite jokes are ones about bones in your arms.

There’s nothing more humerus.

Two teenagers snuck into a crypt at night. One tripped over a small bone and the other unashamedly laughed.

Can't blame him though, it was a little humerus.

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My Opinion on Body Part Puns?

They're pretty humerus if you ass me.

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I'd hate to break it to you...

But your jokes aren't humerus. I don't mean tibia jerk, but they're bone-dry. They're stretched thin and there's no meat to them; no cohesion. It just seems you fused some ideas together.

My wife accidentally hit a wall with her elbow and said “Ow! That was my not-funny bone!”

I disagreed. It was humerus.

My sister thinks my jokes are bareboned...

No wonder everyone finds them humerus!

My friend broke one of his bones in a funny accident.

It was humerus.

What is the funniest part of the human body?

It would be the humerus but something in the lungs is cilia

I like bone/skeleton jokes.

I find them rather “humerus”

Have you heard my forelimb joke?

It's quite humerus.

TIFU by slipping in the shower and breaking my arm

At first I tried to laugh it off but soon realised that this wasn’t humerus

I was born with abnormally large arms....

...the doctor said I was very humerus

I saw someone have their arm broken after telling a bad joke...

It was humerus.

Why did the double arm amputee unsubscribe from r/jokes?

He lost his sense of humerus.

Bones always make me laugh.

They're just so humerus!

^^I'll ^^^see ^^^^myself ^^^^^out

There's no such thing as the funny bone...

But I heard the upper arm is quite humerus.

My buddy Greg just lost both his arms...

He used to be such a cheery guy, so full of life ,but he hasn't laughed or smiled once at any of my jokes since his accident...

He doesn't have a single humerus bone in his body.

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