If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock.
That's pretty humerus.
Why shouldn't you joke about broken legs?
Because it's not Humerus
During a hot and sweaty yoga session, a femur and a humerus got real close. What did the humerus say to the femur?
“Quite the trochanter”.
I came across a guy changing his tire on the side of the road
So I stopped to help him, his lug nuts were on super tight, so we both pushed on the tire iron with our full weight, which was a mistake, you see, because i lost my balance, and fell hard, with an audible snap!
“Oh my God! My arm I broke my f-ing arm!”
“Which bone?” He asked me, as he ...
I broke my arm...
and I just started laughing, it just seemed humerus at the time
Ironically the guy who attacked Dave Chapelle got his Humerus bone dislocated
There was no arm done on Dave though.
It’s not OK to make fun of someone with a prosthetic arm.
It’s not humerus.
I was mowing my lawn and I found a shallow unmarked grave and I can’t stop laughing
I don’t know why I just found this humerus
I’d make a skeleton joke for Halloween
But you wouldn’t find it very humerus.
Workshop dad joke.
My wife never gets my jokes, so in my last will and testament I left her my arm bone, because I thought it would be humerus.
At first, I wasn't embarrassed about the way I broke my arm
But I heard the doctors calling it a "humerus fracture"
Did you hear the joke about the leg?
In my opinions it wasn't very fu-knee.
What? You don't like my joke? I thought it was pretty humerus.
I could tell you a joke about bones...
But some of you may not find it very humerus
I've stopped being funny ever since that accident
The doctors said I lost my humerus
Do you know what type of jokes Orthopedic Surgeons like?
What is a comedic skeleton's best asset?
Me hiding under the table from the giant...
Giant: I’ll grind your bones to make my bread
Me: *steps out with a grin* Well don’t eat my humerus bone because that’ll taste funny.
Giant: *throws me off the bean stalk*
It's my cake day, so here's a joke... Q: Why do they call it a funny bone?
A: Because it's humerus.
A baby clown fell down and broke a bone.
The doctor told the baby clown’s father that they broke the bone in between their shoulder and elbow.
The man laughs.
“Why would you laugh!?”
What did the skeleton say before dinner?
BONE appetit. His whole family found that HUMERUS.
I recently broke my funny bone.
I fail to see what's so humerus about it.
An ER doc walks into a patient's room to find a woman in bed simultaneously crying and laughing hysterically.
Her husband explains that she fell getting out of the shower and immediately began laughing and crying. The doctor examined her and turns to her husband.
"It's just as I suspected. She has a humerus fracture."
Why is the elbow called the funny bone?
Becuase it's connected to the humerus
Hey, do you like skeletons?
Nope, they don't have enough backbone and they aren't very humerus.
My favorite jokes are ones about bones in your arms.
There’s nothing more humerus.
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I'd hate to break it to you...
But your jokes aren't humerus. I don't mean tibia jerk, but they're bone-dry. They're stretched thin and there's no meat to them; no cohesion. It just seems you fused some ideas together.
My wife accidentally hit a wall with her elbow and said “Ow! That was my not-funny bone!”
I disagreed. It was humerus.
Two teenagers snuck into a crypt at night. One tripped over a small bone and the other unashamedly laughed.
Can't blame him though, it was a little humerus.
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My Opinion on Body Part Puns?
They're pretty humerus if you ass me.
What is the funniest part of the human body?
It would be the humerus but something in the lungs is cilia
I like bone/skeleton jokes.
I find them rather “humerus”
Have you heard my forelimb joke?
It's quite humerus.
TIFU by slipping in the shower and breaking my arm
At first I tried to laugh it off but soon realised that this wasn’t humerus
My sister thinks my jokes are bareboned...
No wonder everyone finds them humerus!
Halloween is a great time for comedy
Because skeleton jokes are always humerus
Bones always make me laugh.
They're just so humerus!
^^I'll ^^^see ^^^^myself ^^^^^out
There's no such thing as the funny bone...
But I heard the upper arm is quite humerus.
Yesterday, someone tickled my bone...
...It wasnt Humerus
I saw someone have their arm broken after telling a bad joke...
It was humerus.
I was born with abnormally large arms....
...the doctor said I was very humerus
Why did the double arm amputee unsubscribe from r/jokes?
He lost his sense of humerus.
My buddy Greg just lost both his arms...
He used to be such a cheery guy, so full of life ,but he hasn't laughed or smiled once at any of my jokes since his accident...
He doesn't have a single humerus bone in his body.