If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock.

That's pretty humerus.

Bones

The funny bone never is funny, but another bone is, it's ALWAYS humerus.

I broke my arm...

and I just started laughing, it just seemed humerus at the time

Did you hear the one about the small bone?

It was only a little humerus

My favorite jokes are ones about bones in your arms.

There’s nothing more humerus.

My friend asked me " If you were to name your funny bone, how would you name it"

I replied "Humerus"

People tell me I don’t have a sense of humor. It’s not my fault. I was born with a serious birth defect.

I was born without a humerus.

My wife accidentally hit a wall with her elbow and said “Ow! That was my not-funny bone!”

I disagreed. It was humerus.

My sister thinks my jokes are bareboned...

No wonder everyone finds them humerus!

I like bone/skeleton jokes.

I find them rather “humerus”

My friend broke his upper arm.

If you're wondering how this is a joke, it's not really. I just found it humerus.

Have you heard my forelimb joke?

It's quite humerus.

TIFU by slipping in the shower and breaking my arm

At first I tried to laugh it off but soon realised that this wasn’t humerus

Two teenagers snuck into a crypt at night. One tripped over a small bone and the other unashamedly laughed.

Can't blame him though, it was a little humerus.

Bones always make me laugh.

They're just so humerus!

^^I'll ^^^see ^^^^myself ^^^^^out

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My Opinion on Body Part Puns?

They're pretty humerus if you ass me.

What is the funniest part of the human body?

It would be the humerus but something in the lungs is cilia

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I'd hate to break it to you...

But your jokes aren't humerus. I don't mean tibia jerk, but they're bone-dry. They're stretched thin and there's no meat to them; no cohesion. It just seems you fused some ideas together.

I saw someone have their arm broken after telling a bad joke...

It was humerus.

Why is the ulna the second funniest bone in our skeleton?

It's near-humerus.

[DAD JOKE] My friend and I like bone jokes...

...But this time, we want you to humerus.

My friend broke one of his bones in a funny accident.

It was humerus.

My buddy Greg just lost both his arms...

He used to be such a cheery guy, so full of life ,but he hasn't laughed or smiled once at any of my jokes since his accident...

He doesn't have a single humerus bone in his body.

There's no such thing as the funny bone...

But I heard the upper arm is quite humerus.

I find puns about bones to be...

quite Humerus!

Why did the double arm amputee unsubscribe from r/jokes?

He lost his sense of humerus.

I was born with abnormally large arms....

...the doctor said I was very humerus

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