An extremely attractive young blond woman goes to a massage parlor.
She explains that this will be her first massage, and she really has no idea what to expect. The masseur tells her she'll need to disrobe and lie on the table. The young woman blushes, but strips off all of her clothes, struts across the room, and lies on the massage table.
The masseur can't...
So I accidentally fell onto the rope connecting my two pigs...
I tore my hamstring.
Why couldn't the pig run?
He pulled his hamstring!
What's the strongest muscle on a pig?