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Funny Bone Jokes

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Wanna know what my funny bone is?

My dick i guess because girls laugh whenever they see it :(

I recently broke my funny bone.

I fail to see what's so humerus about it.

Just had an operation on my funny bone....

Doctor said I'll be in stitches for 2 weeks.

If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock.

That's pretty humerus.

I think after 9 years of dating and jokes, I've worn down all my girlfriend's funny bones.

She's got that funny arthritis now.

It's my cake day, so here's a joke... Q: Why do they call it a funny bone?

A: Because it's humerus.

Where do you go when you break your funny bone?

The Hahaspital.

I got really mad when a friend made a joke about hitting his funny bone...

Somehow, he just really struck a nerve.

Why is the elbow called the funny bone?

Becuase it's connected to the humerus

There's no such thing as the funny bone...

But I heard the upper arm is quite humerus.

My wife accidentally hit a wall with her elbow and said “Ow! That was my not-funny bone!”

I disagreed. It was humerus.

It's rough I tell ya

My wife tried to tickle my funny bone

I asked why do you keep pointing at my pants

She said that's what I look at when I need a good laugh

I recently had a procedure done on my elbow to correct a compressed ulnar nerve that required a 3-inch incision and some sutures…

Guess you can say I had surgery on my funny bone that left me in stitches.

Why do people with no arms make bad comedians?

Because they haven't got a funny bone in their body.

How do you keep a skeleton from joking?

Take away his funny bone.

I went to the butcher today,

I told the butcher I wanted funny bones. He asked What I wanted funny bones for, I tokd him for laughing soup.

To Thrive in life, you need 3 bones.

A Wish Bone, A Back Bone and a Funny Bone.

#Breaking news

A clown recently had to retire earlier this week.
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After sustaining an injury, the clown was found to have broken his funny bone.
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Looks like he got the last laugh.

What do you call a beach with crooked waves? [OC]

A Scoli-ocean!

(Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

Don't ever let a chiropractor tell u a joke.

It'll hit your funny bone.

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So I was in a bar...

Guy says to me...

"I used to own this place. I built it up from nothing. But do they call me John the Bar Owner?

No.


I owned the biggest farm in the county for years. I looked after animals and crops. But do they call me John the Farmer?

No.

I ran for Congress...

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