A skeleton lost his funny bone.

It was quite humerus.

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Wanna know what my funny bone is?

My dick i guess because girls laugh whenever they see it :(

It's my cake day, so here's a joke... Q: Why do they call it a funny bone?

A: Because it's humerus.

If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock.

That's pretty humerus.

I recently broke my funny bone.

I fail to see what's so humerus about it.

Just had an operation on my funny bone....

Doctor said I'll be in stitches for 2 weeks.

I got really mad when a friend made a joke about hitting his funny bone...

Somehow, he just really struck a nerve.

My wife accidentally hit a wall with her elbow and said “Ow! That was my not-funny bone!”

I disagreed. It was humerus.

Did you hear about the man who broke his funny bone?

They soaked it in water and now it's a laughing stock.

I broke my funny bone last week

It still hasn’t healed

Why is the elbow called the funny bone?

Becuase it's connected to the humerus

Where do you go when you break your funny bone?

The Hahaspital.

There's no such thing as the funny bone...

But I heard the upper arm is quite humerus.

Been think of opening a clown brothel,

Gonna call it “the funny bone.”

Why do people with no arms make bad comedians?

Because they haven't got a funny bone in their body.

How do you keep a skeleton from joking?

Take away his funny bone.

#Breaking news

A clown recently had to retire earlier this week.
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After sustaining an injury, the clown was found to have broken his funny bone.
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Looks like he got the last laugh.

To Thrive in life, you need 3 bones.

A Wish Bone, A Back Bone and a Funny Bone.

What's left of a clown after a bear attack?

Just his funny bone.

What do you call a beach with crooked waves? [OC]

A Scoli-ocean!

(Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

Don't ever let a chiropractor tell u a joke.

It'll hit your funny bone.

A skeleton went to the doctor...

A skeleton went to the doctor one day and said

"doctor, I don't think I'm feeling very well. I've lost a lot of weight, everything I eat goes right through me and to top it off I've misplaced my arms."

The doctor looks the skeleton up and down and says

"This joke will never work...

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So I was in a bar...

Guy says to me...

"I used to own this place. I built it up from nothing. But do they call me John the Bar Owner?

No.


I owned the biggest farm in the county for years. I looked after animals and crops. But do they call me John the Farmer?

No.

I ran for Congress...

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