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Funny Bone Jokes

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Wanna know what my funny bone is?

My dick i guess because girls laugh whenever they see it :(

I recently broke my funny bone.

I fail to see what's so humerus about it.

If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock.

That's pretty humerus.

I think after 9 years of dating and jokes, I've worn down all my girlfriend's funny bones.

She's got that funny arthritis now.

Just had an operation on my funny bone....

Doctor said I'll be in stitches for 2 weeks.

I got really mad when a friend made a joke about hitting his funny bone...

Somehow, he just really struck a nerve.

It's my cake day, so here's a joke... Q: Why do they call it a funny bone?

A: Because it's humerus.

Where do you go when you break your funny bone?

The Hahaspital.

Why is the elbow called the funny bone?

Becuase it's connected to the humerus

There's no such thing as the funny bone...

But I heard the upper arm is quite humerus.

My wife accidentally hit a wall with her elbow and said “Ow! That was my not-funny bone!”

I disagreed. It was humerus.

It's rough I tell ya

My wife tried to tickle my funny bone

I asked why do you keep pointing at my pants

She said that's what I look at when I need a good laugh

I recently had a procedure done on my elbow to correct a compressed ulnar nerve that required a 3-inch incision and some sutures…

Guess you can say I had surgery on my funny bone that left me in stitches.

Why do people with no arms make bad comedians?

Because they haven't got a funny bone in their body.

How do you keep a skeleton from joking?

Take away his funny bone.

I went to the butcher today,

I told the butcher I wanted funny bones. He asked What I wanted funny bones for, I tokd him for laughing soup.

To Thrive in life, you need 3 bones.

A Wish Bone, A Back Bone and a Funny Bone.

#Breaking news

A clown recently had to retire earlier this week.
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After sustaining an injury, the clown was found to have broken his funny bone.
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Looks like he got the last laugh.

What do you call a beach with crooked waves? [OC]

A Scoli-ocean!

(Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

Don't ever let a chiropractor tell u a joke.

It'll hit your funny bone.

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So I was in a bar...

Guy says to me...

"I used to own this place. I built it up from nothing. But do they call me John the Bar Owner?

No.


I owned the biggest farm in the county for years. I looked after animals and crops. But do they call me John the Farmer?

No.

I ran for Congress...

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