Foreleg Jokes

There had been no snow during the entire month of November, and there
didn't appear to be coming any snow any time soon, either. The elves in
the bicycle department had been on strike since October, and there was the
possibility that the elves in the doll department might join them.
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a bear walks into a bar.

the bartender says 'what can I get ya there, bruno?'

the bear says 'i'll have a rum and.....................coke.'

the bartender says 'ok. but what's with the big pause?'

the bear lifts his forelegs, looks at them, and then says 'but i've ... read more

Judge "I see by your filing sir that you are suing the defendant for damages and injuries received when his cattle truck ran a red light and broadsided your car, now the damages I can understand but the defendant has provided a police report that says you claimed to be uninjured at the scene, why ar... read more