Judge "I see by your filing sir that you are suing the defendant for damages and injuries received when his cattle truck ran a red light and broadsided your car, now the damages I can understand but the defendant has provided a police report that says you claimed to be uninjured at the scene, why ar...
a bear walks into a bar.
the bartender says 'what can I get ya there, bruno?'
the bear says 'i'll have a rum and.....................coke.'
the bartender says 'ok. but what's with the big pause?'
the bear lifts his forelegs, looks at them, and then says 'but i've ...