A classic

Judge "I see by your filing sir that you are suing the defendant for damages and injuries received when his cattle truck ran a red light and broadsided your car, now the damages I can understand but the defendant has provided a police report that says you claimed to be uninjured at the scene, why ar...

big pause

a bear walks into a bar.

the bartender says 'what can I get ya there, bruno?'

the bear says 'i'll have a rum and.....................coke.'

the bartender says 'ok. but what's with the big pause?'

the bear lifts his forelegs, looks at them, and then says 'but i've ...

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