What's the difference between the holocaust and the excess fat under a woman's upper arms?

You can make a joke about the holocaust.

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To prevent the spread of germs, people have been told to sneeze into their upper arm. Instead, people have been stockpiling toilet paper.

This upholds the long standing belief that too many people don't know their arse from their elbow.

I made a joke about the bone of my upper arm

It was humerus

After a skiing accident, this guy goes to the doctor to get treated.

He walks up to the doctor and stays: « doctor, I need your help. Whenever I touch my leg it hurts. When I touch my upper arm, it also hurts a lot. And lastly when I touch my right toenail, I get a burning sensation. What do you think ? »

After much thought and examining, the doctor turns arou...

A patient schedules a doctor’s appointment

Doctor: “So what brings you in today?”

The patient rolls up his shirt sleeve to expose a fully formed mouth on his upper arm. Suddenly, the mouth begins to speak...

Mouth: “Hey Doc, give me some money.”

Doctor: “Oh, I see. Your arm’s broke.”

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So there's a woman who wants to get a breast implant...

She talks to her doctor and he says "I have the perfect product for you! We invented a pump that can be inflated by flapping your upper arms. If you want to deflate when you, say, go running, you can deflate them by pushing a button under your arms". She said, "Alright, ill get that".

The su...

There's no such thing as the funny bone...

But I heard the upper arm is quite humerus.

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