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Elaborating Jokes

So a man is chillin' in his sofa one afternoon when suddenly his wife bursts into the room...

She starts yelling:

*"I'm so tired of seeing you there all the freacking day! Go move your ass! Look! I'm cooking a French recipe and I need some snails! Take this cash and get me some!"*

The man tries to elaborate an excuse but the yelling-storm is too strong and blocks th...

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Guy bets a quarter that he can make his friend's boob move without touching them.

She, of course, calls BS on that, despite the dude's extensive monologue on how this is knowledge has been passed down generation after generation, father to son, since the dawn of, well, you get the picture. But she's still having none of it. However, he persists elaborating on and on over the myst...

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Ike calls his wife from the police station. He says he was arrested during 80’s night at the local bar.

“What happened?”, inquired his wife.

“You see...”, Ike replies, “...they were playing 80’s music that night, and drunk me had the bright idea of doing something related to the song that was playing at that moment.”

“...Would you mind elaborating?”

“Ok then,” sighed Ike, “One tim...

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