After the car crash that left me brain-damaged, things were really looking down

I used to be a carcinologist that specialised in lobsters. I loved what I did, but I couldn't even get out of the house on my own after the accident, much less go to work. I fell into a deep depression.


My scientist friends wanted to cheer me up, and so they engineered a robot lobster tha...

Dermatologist here. I can't decide whether to specialise in psoriasis, or dermatitis. This indecision has put my career back 10 years.

I can't make a rash decision.

I know a Spanish comedian who specialises in short jokes.

His name's Juan Lina.

I specialise in a certain type of dark humour

You won't get it, it's for blind people

What do you call a veterinarian who specialises in only one species?

A Doctor

I once knew a mexican carpenter who specialised in bedroom furniture, and he always bragged about never sleeping with the same girl twice.

Juan Nightstand

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Who is the most appropriately named Asian porn star who specialises in rough anal?

Lee King Rim

I work for a company who specialises in vacuum packed marine mammals.

We're famous for our airtight seal.

The office servers and network were suddenly incredibly slow...

Emails and messages weren’t been sent out and requests to access shared drives were timing out. Virtual meetings were coming to a standstill. It was serious.

The IT dept revved into action and started diagnosing everything - from the cables to the servers themselves to electrical supply to ...

'What kind of work do you do?' a woman passenger enquired of the man travelling in her train compartment. 'I'm a Naval surgeon,' he replies.

My word!' spluttered the woman, 'How you doctors specialise these days.'

Got offered a job today

Its with a company that specialises in cleaning mirrors. Great pay and something I can really see my self doing.

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A chicken walks into a bar..

..and orders five flagons of mead. After the fourth alcoholic beverage, the bartender asks him..

  

"Hey buddy why the long fac..oh wait not a horse lol."

  

The chicken gulps down his fifth drink and laments.

  

"You see, that ott...

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Did you know ISIS has its own sex toy factory?

There specialise in blow up dolls

The business that got into bench tops

There's a tradie who works for a relatively new company that specialises in cabinet making for kitchens, they sometimes do other areas of the house but kitchens are their go to... you get it. Anyway they recently got into the bench top business to go along with their cabinets as a additional sales p...

John started working in a color pigment company...

John started working in a color pigment company which specialises in mixing and editing different color pigments according to their customers's demands. Once the color pigments were done, they would be mailed out to the customers with a detailed note commenting on the properties of the produced colo...

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[NSFW] What do male pornstars and miners have in common?

They both specialise in drilling 'ores.

CIA Agent arrested in Russia

A CIA agent is arrested in Moscow and charged with spying. The agent is fluent in Russian and has had years of specialised training on how to blend in with the Russian people. he's the perfect sleeper agent.
Down in the darkest dungeons beneath Kremlin the Russian Secret Service (FSS) begin thei...

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