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Edibles Jokes

Edibles

A town banned marijuana so they fed it to the cattle. The steaks have never been higher.

Why do gamblers feed their cows edibles?

Because they like it when the steaks are high

I just made a bran cereal with edibles in it

High 'n Fibre

How do IT stoners measure their edibles?

In gigglebites.

My buddy was on his mustang after feeding it edibles.

I kept telling him to get off his high horse.

Do you know the four stages of edibles?

I don't feel anything,
I don't feel anything,
I don't feel anything,
Take me to the hospital.

Told my doctor I ate nothing but candy edibles for a month

Turns out I have highiabetes

TIFU by mistakenly dropping edibles in tonight's dinner, and my wife has a very important meeting...

I have no idea how high the steaks are...

Fine, I'll get of my high horse!

But you really should STOP giving the horses edibles, you know?

My friend's parents run a marijuana bakery.

They make cookies, brownies, scones, the works. But my friend is odd. He will only eat edibles made by his mother, and he never touches edibles made by his father.



I think he has an edible complex.

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