I used to be poor. Then I started singing on streets for donations.

Now I get donations to not sing on streets

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Guys asks random girl on street if he can bite her tits...

Girl: "No, absolutely not!"

Guy: "What If I pay you $100?"

Girl: "No thanks. Keep your money...."

Guy: "How about $1,000?"

Girl: "I don't think so...."

Guy: "Okay lady, you drive a hard bargain. I'll give you $10,000 if you let me bite your tits!"

Girl: "......

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A rich Blonde & rich Brunette...

A rich Blonde & rich Brunette get off a flight & are waiting in the airport terminal for ride.
The brunette asks the blonde where are you heading?


The Blonde replies: 'I'm heading to The Marriott in the city'


The Brunette says: 'So am I, why don't we share a li...

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