An old woman was sitting next to her fire one day when suddenly a spark jumped out and turned into a fairy.
The fairy told the old woman she could have three wishes.
The old woman thinks for a while and then asks for the following:
1) she wants 10 million dollars
2) she wants to be 18 years old again
3) she wants her faithful tomcat, Tiger, to be turned into a healthy 19 year o...
Ducks out after curfew.
A Cop is out on his nightly patrol when he sees three Ducks out on a pond after curfew. He pulls into the park shines his spotlight on the ducks and asks them to come to shore so he could speak with them. The Ducks come to shore then the Cop asks the first duck to speak with him.
The cop ask...
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A man wakes up and finds himself in a dark place.
Suddenly, the lights turn on. Closing his eyes because of the dazzling light, he then hears a voice:
-John, you were dead while sleeping and reincarnated into a duck. Now your job is to lay eggs...
Terrified, John tries to call for help but the only sounds escaping his mouth are "quack...
Which bath time toy steals your soap?
The Robber Ducky