As a scarecrow, people say I’m outstanding in my field.

But hay, it’s in my jeans

Why are scarecrows always the best at their jobs?

They're outstanding in their field

How did the Scarecrow win so many medals?

He was out standing in his field.

My scarecrow friend recently got promoted.

Hes outstanding in his field.

I bought a scarecrow and even though it didn’t scare any crows , I still had to give it a great review on Amazon

Because it was just out standing

How did the scarecrow manage to win an award, without even moving?

Easy - he was simply outstanding in his field.

i saw a female scarecrow

And I said hay girl

Why is it impossible to fight a scarecrow?

By the time it reaches its last straw, there's nothing left.

What is a scarecrows vehicle of choice?

An Autumn mobile

Did you hear about the scarecrow that's great at scaring away birds?

He is just outstanding in his field!

Instead of Traveling to Oz, the Tin Man, the Lion, and The Scarecrow should run for Congress

As they lack a heart, mind, and courage

Dave from my work retired today, at his retirement party he stepped out for a cigarette and I noticed every body called him Scarecrow, I asked why;

Turns out he was outstanding in the field

I tried my hand at being a professional scarecrow for a short while...

The pay was rubbish, even though I was out standing in my field.

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The Scarecrow said to Dorothy...

"I may not have a brain, but unlike you, I'm not the stupid bitch who's lost when there's only one fucking road!"

Have you heard about the expert farmer who has taken the role of scarecrow at his farm?

He's outstanding in his field.

My mates all say I’m a bit of a pub scarecrow.

I stand in the corner and frighten all the birds.

For Halloween, my neighbor put up a Wolverine themed scarecrow. And it's terrifying my daughter.

I guess she is claw-straw-phobic...

What did the scarecrow say before committing suicide?

"That’s the last straw!"

*^I'm ^sorry.*

[UsagiMimi](http://www.reddit.com/user/UsagiMimi/) helped me refine the wording.

Why do Scarecrows Make Great Rocket Scientists?

...because they're out-standing in their field!

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