Why did the scarecrow win the award?

He was just outstanding in his field.

As a scarecrow, people say I'm outstanding in my field...

But hay, it's in my jeans.

How did the scarecrow manage to win an award, without even moving?

Easy - he was simply outstanding in his field.

Why was the scarecrow nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize?

Because he was out standing in his field

What is the scarecrow in The Wizard of OZ want?

c'mon, it's a no-brainer.

i saw a female scarecrow

And I said hay girl

What is a scarecrows vehicle of choice?

An Autumn mobile

Why is it impossible to fight a scarecrow?

By the time it reaches its last straw, there's nothing left.

Did you hear about the scarecrow that's great at scaring away birds?

He is just outstanding in his field!

Instead of Traveling to Oz, the Tin Man, the Lion, and The Scarecrow should run for Congress

As they lack a heart, mind, and courage

Dave from my work retired today, at his retirement party he stepped out for a cigarette and I noticed every body called him Scarecrow, I asked why;

Turns out he was outstanding in the field

I tried my hand at being a professional scarecrow for a short while...

The pay was rubbish, even though I was out standing in my field.

Why do scarecrows win so many Nobel prizes?

Because they’re always out standing in their field.

My mates all say I’m a bit of a pub scarecrow.

I stand in the corner and frighten all the birds.

Have you heard about the expert farmer who has taken the role of scarecrow at his farm?

He's outstanding in his field.

For Halloween, my neighbor put up a Wolverine themed scarecrow. And it's terrifying my daughter.

I guess she is claw-straw-phobic...

What did the scarecrow say before committing suicide?

"That’s the last straw!"

*^I'm ^sorry.*

[UsagiMimi](http://www.reddit.com/user/UsagiMimi/) helped me refine the wording.

Why do Scarecrows Make Great Rocket Scientists?

...because they're out-standing in their field!