What's a scarecrows favourite fruit?

A straw-berry.

I was disappointed when my son got a job as a scarecrow

But he's outstanding in his field!

Scarecrow from The Wizard of Oz is by far the greatest character of all time.

No one could hold a candle to him.

Why did the Scarecrow receive a pay raise?

Because he is an upstanding man in his field.

As a scarecrow, people say I’m outstanding in my field.

But hay, it’s in my jeans.

Why was the female scarecrow unhappy with her husband?

She was not satisfied with the results of his straw pole.

Town mayor recently distributed certificates of achievement to the local scarecrows

They were described as being, “ outstanding in their fields”.

My scarecrow is one of the best in the world

He's out standing in his field.

Why did the scarecrow get a nobel prize?

Because he was out-standing in his field.

Apologies if this has been posted, it’s new to me.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

He was outstanding in his field!

(got this joke from Tiny Tower if you guys know what that is)

I knew the best scarecrower impersonater ever...

He was out-standing in his field

I bought a scarecrow and even though it didn’t scare any crows , I still had to give it a great review on Amazon

Because it was just out standing

i saw a female scarecrow

And I said hay girl

People who don't excel at what they do cannot even aspire to be a scarecrow.

Because only if you are out-standing in your field are you a scarecrow.

What is a scarecrows vehicle of choice?

An Autumn mobile

A lone crow stands surrounded by scarecrows, but he is not afraid.

He calls for his friends, as they don’t call it a murder for nothing.

Why is it impossible to fight a scarecrow?

By the time it reaches its last straw, there's nothing left.

Did you hear about the scarecrow that's great at scaring away birds?

He is just outstanding in his field!

How did the scarecrow manage to win an award, without even moving?

Easy - he was simply outstanding in his field.

As a famous scarecrow once said...

"This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

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a list of puns!

Here's a list of puns I've been collecting:

How do you throw a space party? You planet.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

Nope. Unintended.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention, but everyone was blow away by the leaf blower.

A scarecrow says,...

I tried my hand at being a professional scarecrow for a short while...

The pay was rubbish, even though I was out standing in my field.

Dave from my work retired today, at his retirement party he stepped out for a cigarette and I noticed every body called him Scarecrow, I asked why;

Turns out he was outstanding in the field

Have you heard about the expert farmer who has taken the role of scarecrow at his farm?

He's outstanding in his field.

Instead of Traveling to Oz, the Tin Man, the Lion, and The Scarecrow should run for Congress

As they lack a heart, mind, and courage

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The Scarecrow said to Dorothy...

"I may not have a brain, but unlike you, I'm not the stupid bitch who's lost when there's only one fucking road!"

What did the scarecrow say before committing suicide?

"That’s the last straw!"

*^I'm ^sorry.*

[UsagiMimi](http://www.reddit.com/user/UsagiMimi/) helped me refine the wording.

My mates all say I’m a bit of a pub scarecrow.

I stand in the corner and frighten all the birds.

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