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Scarecrow Jokes

As a scarecrow, people say I’m outstanding in my field.

But hay, it’s in my jeans

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I Saw a Scarecrow Trying To Have a Wank

Turns out he was just clutching at straws.

What did the scarecrow preacher say to his congregation

Can I get a hay men

What is a scarecrow's favorite kind of joke?

A corny one.

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If I was the Scarecrow in The Wizard of Oz, I know what I’d be singing

Oh, I’d while away the hours
Wanking in the flowers
My heart all full of song

I’d be guilding every lily
As I waved about my Willy
If I only had a schlong

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What’s a scarecrows favorite type of porn?

Hard corn

Why is it impossible to fight a scarecrow?

By the time it reaches its last straw, there's nothing left.

What's a scarecrows favourite fruit?

A straw-berry.

What is a scarecrows vehicle of choice?

An Autumn mobile

i saw a female scarecrow

And I said hay girl

Why did the Scarecrow receive a pay raise?

Because he is an upstanding man in his field.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

He was outstanding in his field!

(got this joke from Tiny Tower if you guys know what that is)

Why did the scarecrow get a nobel prize?

Because he was out-standing in his field.

Apologies if this has been posted, it’s new to me.

What did the scarecrow say before committing suicide?

"That’s the last straw!"

*^I'm ^sorry.*

[UsagiMimi](http://www.reddit.com/user/UsagiMimi/) helped me refine the wording.

Why was the female scarecrow unhappy with her husband?

She was not satisfied with the results of his straw pole.

I knew the best scarecrower impersonater ever...

He was out-standing in his field

Do scarecrows really work?

No, but because they don't register for benefits, they don't count as unemployed either.

What did the disco goose say to the abrasive scarecrow?

You're scaring me, let me dance the night away.

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