As a scarecrow, people say I'm outstanding in my field...
But hay, it's in my jeans.
What is the scarecrow in The Wizard of OZ want?
c'mon, it's a no-brainer.
Why was the scarecrow nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize?
Because he was out standing in his field
i saw a female scarecrow
And I said hay girl
What is a scarecrows vehicle of choice?
An Autumn mobile
Why is it impossible to fight a scarecrow?
By the time it reaches its last straw, there's nothing left.
Did you hear about the scarecrow that's great at scaring away birds?
He is just outstanding in his field!
Dave from my work retired today, at his retirement party he stepped out for a cigarette and I noticed every body called him Scarecrow, I asked why;
Turns out he was outstanding in the field
Instead of Traveling to Oz, the Tin Man, the Lion, and The Scarecrow should run for Congress
As they lack a heart, mind, and courage
Why do scarecrows win so many Nobel prizes?
Because they’re always out standing in their field.
I tried my hand at being a professional scarecrow for a short while...
The pay was rubbish, even though I was out standing in my field.
My mates all say I’m a bit of a pub scarecrow.
I stand in the corner and frighten all the birds.
Have you heard about the expert farmer who has taken the role of scarecrow at his farm?
He's outstanding in his field.
For Halloween, my neighbor put up a Wolverine themed scarecrow. And it's terrifying my daughter.
I guess she is claw-straw-phobic...
What did the scarecrow say before committing suicide?
"That’s the last straw!"
[UsagiMimi](http://www.reddit.com/user/UsagiMimi/) helped me refine the wording.
Why do Scarecrows Make Great Rocket Scientists?
...because they're out-standing in their field!