Did you hear about the scarecrow who won the Nobel prize

He was outstanding in his field

What's a scarecrows favourite fruit?

A straw-berry.

What did the scarecrow preacher say to his congregation

Can I get a hay men

As a scarecrow, people say I’m outstanding in my field.

But hay, it’s in my jeans

Why did the scarecrow win an Oscar ?

He was best in his field .

Scarecrow from The Wizard of Oz is by far the greatest character of all time.

No one could hold a candle to him.

What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him how he liked his job?

It's not for everyone but, hey, it's in my jeans.

Disclaimer: I read this joke on here a couple years ago and it's still my favorite.

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What’s a scarecrows favorite type of porn?

Hard corn

Why did the Scarecrow receive a pay raise?

Because he is an upstanding man in his field.

Town mayor recently distributed certificates of achievement to the local scarecrows

They were described as being, “ outstanding in their fields”.

What is a scarecrows vehicle of choice?

An Autumn mobile

Why did the scarecrow get a nobel prize?

Because he was out-standing in his field.

Apologies if this has been posted, it’s new to me.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

He was outstanding in his field!

(got this joke from Tiny Tower if you guys know what that is)

Why was the female scarecrow unhappy with her husband?

She was not satisfied with the results of his straw pole.

i saw a female scarecrow

And I said hay girl

Why is it impossible to fight a scarecrow?

By the time it reaches its last straw, there's nothing left.

I knew the best scarecrower impersonater ever...

He was out-standing in his field

I bought a scarecrow and even though it didn’t scare any crows , I still had to give it a great review on Amazon

Because it was just out standing

A lone crow stands surrounded by scarecrows, but he is not afraid.

He calls for his friends, as they don’t call it a murder for nothing.

People who don't excel at what they do cannot even aspire to be a scarecrow.

Because only if you are out-standing in your field are you a scarecrow.

How did the scarecrow manage to win an award, without even moving?

Easy - he was simply outstanding in his field.

How do you prevent murders?

Use a scarecrow

Instead of Traveling to Oz, the Tin Man, the Lion, and The Scarecrow should run for Congress

As they lack a heart, mind, and courage

Did you hear about the scarecrow that's great at scaring away birds?

He is just outstanding in his field!

What did the disco goose say to the abrasive scarecrow?

You're scaring me, let me dance the night away.

I tried my hand at being a professional scarecrow for a short while...

The pay was rubbish, even though I was out standing in my field.

What did the scarecrow say before committing suicide?

"That’s the last straw!"

*^I'm ^sorry.*

[UsagiMimi](http://www.reddit.com/user/UsagiMimi/) helped me refine the wording.

Dave from my work retired today, at his retirement party he stepped out for a cigarette and I noticed every body called him Scarecrow, I asked why;

Turns out he was outstanding in the field

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