I went to the used car dealer and bought the only thing I could afford, the Rolls-Canardly
It rolls down one hill and canardly make it up the next.
I asked my wife what she wanted for dinner.
Wife - "I don't know."
Me, throwing out something completely random - "How about roast canard." (french for duck)
Wife - "What's a canard?"
Me - "Same as a mallard." (type of duck)
Wife - "What's a mallard?"
Me - "Same as a drake." (male duck)
Wife - "So, r...
A man in the south of France today was surprised when he opened a tin of locally sourced duck when it started dancing
His canned Cannes canard can can-can!
Would you believe I spoke with a French duck today?
I canardly believe it myself
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