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Necro Jokes

Are we sure the first person to discover CPR...

Wasn't just a very surprised necrophiliac?

What do you call a bunch of zombies dressed as Superheroes?

The Necro Comic-Con

What do you call it when a bunch of dead fanboys and girls convene?

Necro-Comic-Con

AAYYYY

What cookbook do they use in hell?

The Necro nom nom nomicon.

What is Cthulhu's favorite cookbook?

The NecroNomNomNom!

Terry's friend has a problem

Bob came up to Terry in tears and Terry naturally asked what's wrong.

"I'm attracted to dead people and I'm disgusted with myself."

"Bro." said Terry "Not only do I feel ya, I necro-feelya."

What happened to the two zombies who went on a date?

They had a *Necro*mantic** time.

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