A young boy's mum gives him their last possession: a duck
She tells him "Don't you dare come back til you've gotten a good price for that duck."
Off he goes to the market. On the way there, he's stopped by a prostitute. She propositions him and he's unable to resist.
"But, ma'am, I've only got a duck."
"How much it worth?"
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A duck walks into my chemistry class
So, a duck walked into my chemistry class. The teacher jumped up and started shooing it out, but one kid gets between them and says "No, don't! Haven't you heard of this duck? He's a genius!" The teacher knows the kid is lying, but doesn't see the harm in humoring him, so she asks the kid to prove h...