I'm releasing a new line of sleep aids featuring melatonin-infused almonds, cashews, and pistachios.

They're called Doze Nuts.

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Pepsico have teamed up with a leading pharmaceutical company to created a viagra infused soft drink.

I cannot wait to pour myself a stiff one

I told a girl that Guinness is infused with nitrogen and she spat it out in disgust

I was like “wait until I tell you about the air”

Someone needs to start selling toilet paper infused with CBD oil

To calm all your asses down

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The latest product out is Viagra-infused whisky.

It's for people that need a stiff drink.

Do you ever just accidentally infuse an extra atom of oxygen into your water?

Fear not, H2O2 is H2O too

A Colorado company has just given up on THC infused beef

They said the steaks were just too high.

Have you heard about the cannabis-infused tea for marsupials?

It’s high Koala tea

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If I masturbate with this marijuana infused lotion is it considered grassturbating?

Or maybe masturbaking?

How did the stoner feel when he jumped into a vat of marijuana infused vodka?

He was in high spirits

A local casino is offering marijuana infused beef to their best bettors.

That’s really high steaks for their high rollers.

I once knew a rapper who used cannabis infused citrus as chewing tobacco

He spat some dope limes

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A female journalist is taking a tour of a new science facility.

Scientist: Here at our lab we've been testing what would happen to GMO foods if, instead of producing foods with genes intended for fast production, we could develop GMO foods into potentially another form of species.

Journalist: That's interesting what foods have you tested this on?

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Coffee lovers come in many

But tea lovers come infuse

A comedian was on vacation in London.

A comedian was on a vacation in London when he came across a large crowd. He pushed and squeezed his way past the ocean of people and saw the Royal Family who were on their way to have lunch. As he takes out his phone to snap a photo, he saw from the corner of his eye a shady man pushing past the cr...

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Spice up your sex life.

Habanero infused condoms.

Aboriginal Rituals

A couple years back, I stumbled on a surprising reference to the astonishing longevity of Aboriginal shamans living in the Australian outback. Reliable birth records aren't available before the early 20th century, but government officials have noted an astounding number of nonagenarians and centenar...

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