Whats green, blue, red and has white dots?

A penguin and I'll color it however i'd like!

What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?

Re-Morse code.

What do you call a serious of dots and dashes that Vikings used to communicate with?

Norse Code

As a kid, I connected all the dots on our Dalmatian.

Remarkably, it was a dog.

I was just diagnosed as colorblind

It seemed obvious to everyone else but I guess I never connect the dots.

Why do aerolas have dots on them?

It's written "suck here" in braille

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There was an American man who lived in Thailand and when he was there he had a lot of sex and never used a condom the entire time.

Then he returned to America and one morning he woke up and noticed bright green and purple dots on his penis

Freaked out, he went to the doctor. The doctor said "I have never seen anything like this before. We will need to run some tests." So they ran some tests and he said come back in 3 day...

20,000 Dots

“Your assignment was to produce a piece containing exactly 20,000 dots,” my Art teacher said, “but I only see one.” “They’re on top of each other.” I explained.

Apparently, if new dots on your arm don't fade under a glass tumbler, you should seek medical advice without thinking.

Which makes it easier for me, as I'm terrible at making rash decisions.

What does Pac Man do when he's not eating dots?

I don't know, probably just wakaround for a little while.

A hitman has a high profile Indian Businessman as a target

He receives intel that the Indian Businessman will have a quick exchange with another associate in a crowded marketplace at 1200 the next day. He is also given a description of the target and warned that the target will only stay for a few minutes at most. That night, the hitman sets up on the rooft...

What's the most popular dating site in India?

Connect the dots.

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What do you call an Indian Dating site?

Connect the Dots.



yeah idk don't judge i'm fucking bored

Three knife-wielding ghosts were arguing on a hilltop at night.

Each one of them claimed to be able to kill the most people in a short span of time.

Without further arguing, the first ghost flew off quickly to a distance, and returned an hour later. The blade of his knife was stained red, and all over his white cloak were dark red patches.

"See tha...

Footprints

I dreamed that I was on the beach with Jesus, looking back at a set of footprints in the sand that represented moments in my life. Most of the times there were two sets of footprints next to each other: my own, and those of Jesus, who walked with me.


But then I noticed that at certain ...

Famous people and their mothers

*Issac Newton's mother--* "But did you wash the apple before eating it?"

*Archimedes's mother--* "Didn't you have any shame running naked in the street from? And, WHO is this girl Eureka???”

*Thomas Edison's mother--* Of course I am proud that you invented the electric bulb. Now tu...

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The teacher was teaching the kids about starvation.

Being a good teacher,she decided to call on selected students to draw a picture of starvation on the board.


Sue went first, she drew a round circle with three little lines in the middle of the circle.


The teacher said, "That's very good Sue. What is it?"


Sue sa...

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