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Dots Jokes

What do you call an apology written in dots and lines?

A Re-Morse Code

Whats green, blue, red and has white dots?

A penguin and I'll color it however i'd like!

20,000 Dots

“Your assignment was to produce a piece containing exactly 20,000 dots,” my Art teacher said, “but I only see one.” “They’re on top of each other.” I explained.

Why do aerolas have dots on them?

It's written "suck here" in braille

As a kid, I connected all the dots on our Dalmatian.

Remarkably, it was a dog.

Look, I'm all for coloring books...

but connect-the-dots? That's where I draw the line.

What do you call a serious of dots and dashes that Vikings used to communicate with?

Norse Code

What's the best dating service in India?

Connect the dots.

(I'll see my self out.)

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There was an American man who lived in Thailand and when he was there he had a lot of sex and never used a condom the entire time.

Then he returned to America and one morning he woke up and noticed bright green and purple dots on his penis

Freaked out, he went to the doctor. The doctor said "I have never seen anything like this before. We will need to run some tests." So they ran some tests and he said come back in 3 day...

Apparently, if new dots on your arm don't fade under a glass tumbler, you should seek medical advice without thinking.

Which makes it easier for me, as I'm terrible at making rash decisions.

a programmer and astronaut walk into a bar

Astronaut: we are just tiny dots in this vast universe. What we do is insignificant. Why should we even do anything ? What's the point ?

Programmer: I should stop making these simulations so real.

I was just diagnosed as colorblind

It seemed obvious to everyone else but I guess I never connect the dots.

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What do you call an Indian Dating site?

Connect the Dots.



yeah idk don't judge i'm fucking bored

I once had a job at a t-shirt factory

I once had a job in a t-shirt factory. Every day, t-shirts would come down the line, and using this big rubber stamp, I’d apply a handful of dots to them, at random, to just given them a general design that wasn’t blank t-shirt. It was soul sucking, but it paid the bills.

However, I kept run...

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So a Russian man shows up for a job interview.

He sits in a chair across from the interviewer on the top floor of a large corporate building. The interviewer, plainly unimpressed by the man sitting before him, decides to ask some loaded interview questions in order to quickly dispose of the Russian.

"Welcome," says the interviewer. "For y...

I just bought a Dalmatian puppy...

And I've found out that if you join all the dots together with a marker pen...

It doesn't wash off...

What's a blind person's favorite candy?

Dots

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