What do you call an apology written in dots and lines?
A Re-Morse Code
Whats green, blue, red and has white dots?
A penguin and I'll color it however i'd like!
20,000 Dots
“Your assignment was to produce a piece containing exactly 20,000 dots,” my Art teacher said, “but I only see one.” “They’re on top of each other.” I explained.
Why do aerolas have dots on them?
It's written " here" in braille
As a kid, I connected all the dots on our Dalmatian.
Remarkably, it was a dog.
Look, I'm all for coloring books...
but connect-the-dots? That's where I draw the line.
What do you call a serious of dots and dashes that Vikings used to communicate with?
Norse Code
Apparently, if new dots on your arm don't fade under a glass tumbler, you should seek medical advice without thinking.
Which makes it easier for me, as I'm terrible at making rash decisions.
a programmer and astronaut walk into a bar
Astronaut: we are just tiny dots in this vast universe. What we do is insignificant. Why should we even do anything ? What's the point ?
Programmer: I should stop making these simulations so real.
I was just diagnosed as colorblind
It seemed obvious to everyone else but I guess I never connect the dots.
I once had a job at a t-shirt factory
I once had a job in a t-shirt factory. Every day, t-shirts would come down the line, and using this big rubber stamp, I’d apply a handful of dots to them, at random, to just given them a general design that wasn’t blank t-shirt. It was soul sucking, but it paid the bills.
However, I kept run...
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So a Russian man shows up for a job interview.
He sits in a chair across from the interviewer on the top floor of a large corporate building. The interviewer, plainly unimpressed by the man sitting before him, decides to ask some loaded interview questions in order to quickly dispose of the Russian.
"Welcome," says the interviewer. "For y...
I just bought a Dalmatian puppy...
And I've found out that if you join all the dots together with a marker pen...
It doesn't wash off...
What's a blind person's favorite candy?
Dots
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