A man was arrested last night for drinking battery acid.
Later he was charged.
Police arrested two men trespassing on grounds of the local town hall, after searching them the found battery acid and fire works.
They charged one, and let the other off.
I once knew a guy who drank battery acid
The police charged him
A scientist built a robot but unbeknownst to him, the battery was damaged.
The only way to fix the battery was to sprinkle it with sodium chloride. Some chemical reaction with the combination of battery acid and sodium chloride caused the robot to act highly irrationally and attack the scientist, at which point the robot had to be detained by police.
The robot was c...
This cop had just finished his shift one cold July evening and was sitting at home next to his wife.
"You won't believe what happened this evening, Hallie. In all my years on the force I've never seen anything like it." "Really?" She says. "Tell me what happened." "Man, I came across these two dudes down by the river. One of them was drinking battery acid and the other was eating firew...
The other day, a police officer was walking through the park. He saw two kids. One of the kids was eating fireworks. The other was drinking battery acid. The officer immediately arrested both kids and brought them to the station. When they got there, the officer's superior told him to let one o...
A couple days ago a couple kids in high school were busted behind their school. One was eating firecrackers and the other was drinking battery acid.
They were taken to court by the police. The judge thought long and hard what their punishment should be, but just ended up charging the one, and...